pheebs!

i say things!

[Benito Antonio @sanbenito]

NUEVAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pheebs! @phoebosaurus]

mister knickssss can you win saturday so i can watch summer house bonus episode on tuesday pwetty pwease

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

there’s really NO cure for bieber fever y’all

[pheebs! @phoebosaurus]

i just know Drake’s thirsty ass is about to slide into Ciara Miller’s DMs

[m @pumptinis]

.@ZohranKMamdani what’s your plan to evict west wilson and amanda batula from new york city #summerhouse

[pheebs! @phoebosaurus]

that’s a jack bauer code switch actually. idk free him

[TMZ @TMZ]

#Exclusive 😳 Kiefer Sutherland has been arrested for allegedly telling an Uber driver, "pull over or I'll kill you."

Details: https://t.co/PZ6d5nQs9z

[pheebs! @phoebosaurus]

anytime i’m tipsy in a bar bathroom im on a scavenger hunt for the markers bc ain’t no way yall just bring one out everytime. i wanna write sweet nothings on the wall too 💔

[pheebs! @phoebosaurus]

witnessed ultimate clairo shade tn when all things go cut her mic early during her first headlining show without warning…. justice for my sister in vibes.

[pheebs! @phoebosaurus]

happy NYFW!

[The Luigi Case @LuigiCaseFiles]

Luigi Mangione arriving at New York Supreme Criminal Court.

[Washington Business Journal @WBJonline]

Michael Retta has longed to run East Potomac Tennis Center since 2018. His dream just came true. https://t.co/Bd0d93rTaG

[pheebs! @phoebosaurus]

not seeing enough love for Brad Lander…THANK YOU BRAD LANDER WE REALLY LOVE U BTW!!! @bradlander

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

Brad Lander on Cuomo losing: "Good fucking riddance"

[pheebs! @phoebosaurus]

that’s my muthafuckin city for life. wishing you all a safe and lit ass world pride 🥰

[DC Police Department @DCPoliceDept]

We are keeping the vibes high as we get closer to the WorldPride Festival on Pennsylvania Avenue! #WorldPride2025 #PolicingWithPurpose 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[pheebs! @phoebosaurus]

twitter is crazy today bc one second i’m just watching a livestream of beyonce in london and the next second im watching dumb, dumber, and dumbest (trump, elon, kanye) have a dumbass-off

[pheebs! @phoebosaurus]

solange remix of say something feels like it was made for me. best collab for the greatest female rnb album of all time … i don’t play about those two

[pheebs! @phoebosaurus]

ik Thriller is in theory the best MJ album but Off the Wall is fuckin addictive… i love when men make yearning music…but they’re off that these days

[pheebs! @phoebosaurus]

so special to get a seat on a crowded subway and be faced with crotch-to-face or natural-deodorant-pits-to-face 🥰