phoenix_freckle

[phoenix_freckle @phoenix_freckle]

i think im still sweaty from the @NoahKahan show in Atlanta

[phoenix_freckle @phoenix_freckle]

of course i end up single days before taylor swift releases an album while she’s happily in love. rude

[phoenix_freckle @phoenix_freckle]

@KandissTaylor tell that to all the dead kids.. oh wait you can’t.

[phoenix_freckle @phoenix_freckle]

it is day 7,462 (it’s been 2 weeks) since the air conditioning in my car stopped working and i fear i have officially turned into a gas station hot dog.

[phoenix_freckle @phoenix_freckle]

@KandissTaylor you are a vile human being

[phoenix_freckle @phoenix_freckle]

me: do i really need to take my meds? i totally have my anxiety under control.
also me: gets dressed an hour before i have to leave for work or else i’ll be late.

[phoenix_freckle @phoenix_freckle]

@KandissTaylor you voted for this. your prayers don’t mean shit.

[phoenix_freckle @phoenix_freckle]

i didn’t vote for him

[phoenix_freckle @phoenix_freckle]

@KandissTaylor bro its been 5 years. you can let this go now. he doesn’t even know you exist.

[phoenix_freckle @phoenix_freckle]

@Klondikebar bring back the choco taco

[phoenix_freckle @phoenix_freckle]

@KandissTaylor why faith based?

[phoenix_freckle @phoenix_freckle]

today my resident told me “hey Heidi i don’t think you’re a hoe” my name isn’t even Heidi but that’s one of the nicest things you’ve ever said to me

[phoenix_freckle @phoenix_freckle]

@KandissTaylor i hope both sides of your pillow are never cold. you don’t deserve to sleep well

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons:

-We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S.

-The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous.

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[phoenix_freckle @phoenix_freckle]

@KandissTaylor so you support sexual predators AND nazis? that’s not very jesus, guns, and babies of you Kandiss.

[phoenix_freckle @phoenix_freckle]

@KandissTaylor why send a message? can’t you just ask publicly?

[phoenix_freckle @phoenix_freckle]

@KandissTaylor who is we? do you even have a job?

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

[phoenix_freckle @phoenix_freckle]

@TheASystem just about 2 years. weird for anyone to like me for that long 😂

[phoenix_freckle @phoenix_freckle]

this is cute because i somehow got him to date me for almost 2 years now

[phoenix_freckle @phoenix_freckle]

new guy at work makes race car noises when he pushes wheelchairs… sir you don’t know this yet but we will be friends