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[phoebrile mind @phoenixcinis]

Fuck this college and career shit. I'm literally a fae prince. A Tuathe de'Dannan. I shouldn't be doing math, I should be lurking in shadowy groves, crafting a guileful verbal contract that lets me steal the next passerby's birth name or favorite memory.

[phoebrile mind @phoenixcinis]

CIA x MOSSAD collab to make the worst fucking FIFA final match of all time. Hitler vs Dahmer kind of matchup.

[mikan 🎲❗️ @1000_mikan]

Aiden is reportedly parting ways with JYP Entertainment after 5 years.

He will not remain as a member of The Yard.

[Oliver Traldi @olivertraldi]

To settle a troublesome discourse, I have provided here the most faithful and poetic possible translation of the beginning of the Odyssey.

We male sex. We
complex. We

fake horse. We
off course. We

sail long. We
hear song. We

pig crew. We
home soon.

[phoebrile mind @phoenixcinis]

Want that damn hard rock casino hurricane glass so damn bad

[Lauren Theresa @ImLaurenTheresa]

for a small fee, I will go to your enemy’s writing workshop and say “but who is the ‘you’ in this poem?”

[phoebrile mind @phoenixcinis]

Fuck dim sum im tryna get sum dih

[phoebrile mind @phoenixcinis]

Putting together culinary experiences yall couldnt dream of. Drinking martinis and eating chicharonnes. First in my bloodline to do this shit, First in the world perchance. Bout to rip some tofu and palomas, someone's got to. Keep yall posted

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

i don’t know who needs to hear this. you need to solve everything now. right now. you are running out of time

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

The good part abt experiencing interpersonal suffering is when you realize you have in the past inadvertently inflicted a similar pain upon someone else &then the pain can take on a quasi-religious penitential character that feels almost pleasurable, like a too-hot shower

[The Ten Thousand Man @slime_machine]

again as someone who has had 9 guns pointed at him at once, it’s really disorienting and they do genuinely truly give you conflicting information, one guy will yell at you to put your hands up and another will yell at you not to move the moment you do, if you fuck up you can die

[phoebrile mind @phoenixcinis]

@Carla_Tobarrr @luckiestgirl420 Alright bro pack it up

[phoebrile mind @phoenixcinis]

@Carla_Tobarrr @luckiestgirl420 Didn't know you still hung around this app my bad og

[cam @luckiestgirl420]

posting literally anything on instagram after a breakup

[Put0 @persecutedgame1]

First off she's not a "ho". But yes I did scare her

[Jamrock Hobo @JamrockHobo]

"You get sad, Harry. *Too* sad. People can't get that sad. It's impossible to watch..."

[phoebrile mind @phoenixcinis]

Millennial food halls have a chokehold on me man. Drinking mead and listening to a guy play Willie Nelson on the guitar. The contradictions are imminent but the drinks are flowing. I think its gonna turn out okay man

[phoebrile mind @phoenixcinis]

Club is playing Kendrick hit Not Like Us, and then playing drake after. If this bar was on Hinge they would put "Apolitical" in their bio