Zoomonster

Wish I was mycelium. Peripatetic princess. Here for Happiness. Head of Ecosystem @caladanxyz

[Zoomonster @phoenixrisenorg]

Real reasons I have rejected you
1. You have an all white male team
2. You signed up with a gmail
3. You filled out the app IN ALL CAPS
4. You can’t spell you own company name
5. Your url goes to a godaddy page

[Zoomonster @phoenixrisenorg]

While I'm very happy 2000+ people applied for https://t.co/XnQMm0GLFd, I'm very upset that I have to go through all of them

[Lucas Gaylord @lucas_tweeting]

🚨 Hiring!

Opportunity to run a $50 - $100M DeFi trading operation

+ Based in HK/SG/NYC
+ Capable of quant-level coding
+ Has a ~10 year track record in trading
+ Ideally speaks Mandarin
+ Startup or solo trading experience

dm or email

[Zoomonster @phoenixrisenorg]

@superanonymousk Stop abusing the manta, Kenny, they can’t breath out of the water!

[Zoomonster @phoenixrisenorg]

🦖🦈 @jxrome

[Zoomonster @phoenixrisenorg]

@token2049 where no one gives a f*** about gender diversity

[Zoomonster @phoenixrisenorg]

Day 2 of sober @token2049 so far so good. Socializing is easy without alcohol, but it’s dealing with incompetent people that is EXPONENTIALLY harder dry

[Zoomonster @phoenixrisenorg]

I can’t tell if your followers are bots or they’re really just that stupid

[Zellic @zellic_io]

We are excited to share the Zellic ZK Map, an ongoing effort to track the most important advancements in all things zero-knowledge.

We’ve compiled 100+ projects in 20+ categories.

https://t.co/b10eSzAKeL

[Zoomonster @phoenixrisenorg]

Practicing for @token2049 next week:
“No, you can’t come to my event.”
“No, I won’t invest in your company.”
“No, I won’t sleep with you.”

Okay. I think I’m ready.

[Zoomonster @phoenixrisenorg]

@chiajy2000 lots of founders move to Texas for tax reasons

[Zoomonster @phoenixrisenorg]

Jet lag is an excuse to go all night

[Zoomonster @phoenixrisenorg]

anyone wanna see me?

[Zoomonster @phoenixrisenorg]

Tech people are bad and crypto are the worst version of tech people. What an awful couple we are. -My partner

[Zoomonster @phoenixrisenorg]

Don’t tell me happy #IWD2023 — every day is women’s day; you better celebrate me every goddamn day

[Zoomonster @phoenixrisenorg]

The #IWD2023 theme website #EmbraceEquity literally doesn’t say anything about how to actually create more equitable systems…. https://t.co/SaOnVIFUNx

[Zoomonster @phoenixrisenorg]

3/ But as a company grows and matures, the focus shifts from excitement to execution. Later stage investors are interested in marriage. The fights are worse, but the investment is bigger, and you're both left suffering.

[Zoomonster @phoenixrisenorg]

1/ Early stage investors are hopeless romantics, because there is no data, no traction, no objective reason that you should invest. But you fall in love with the entrepreneur or the idea and you give them all your money.

[Zoomonster @phoenixrisenorg]

2/ Some investments are one-night stands. There's not a lot of protection, but you're left trying to pull out as quickly as possible. But you still get your nut. These are the token projects you 100x-ed at 2%.

[Zoomonster @phoenixrisenorg]

I don't know if never got over my lisa frank phrase or I just have perpetual bad taste