Phoenix Talion🏳️‍🌈

I'm a cad, but I'm not a fraud.
(they/them)

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Things I wish I could put in my will except they're completely unenforceable:

1. If I am killed by a wild animal, please do not kill the animal unless it is actively threatening someone not-dead. I was probably being a dumbass and had it coming.

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@NASASun Bigots here real mad that a science organizations supports reality rather than their Christian fascism. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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@boxcar_sarah I think Rusty has other reasons for being extremely generous with the definition of "six inches."

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@WindheartCogs @menwritewomen It's a whole Thing in the Temeraire series by Naomi Novik that one of the main limits on the military use of dragons is the ability to feed them.

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@dieworkwear @Clairamel What I *REALLY* need for my feet to stop hurting are custom orthopedic insoles, but my insurance won't cover them, and I can't afford to pay the hundreds of dollars out of pocket.

And I am *FAR* from the most broke person in this thread.

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@dieworkwear @Clairamel One of the reasons it's a debate is that I just replaced my $165 dollar pair of Hokas, whose predecessors I have worn literally every day for the past year.

I could only afford one pair, but those Hokas are much better for my feet than buying two pairs of $80 Sketchers.

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@UrsulaV This was one of the few my otherwise-recalcitrant dog DID know and listen to, but she felt that 'drop it' did not mean she could not pick it up if she managed to do it before you said 'leave it'.

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@UrsulaV This was my mom when she got her knee replacement.

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@Cecconi140 @UrsulaV Tagline: "WORKERS RISE UP!"

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@moontomysea @onionweigher It's cheese that gets me. Someone had to be very brave and desperate to try primitive cheese, followed by a long hard road of trying to convince people it's great, actually.

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@Blackmudpuppy you're an orc coffeeshop AU person or you're a dwarf neuroscience person.

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@UrsulaV ...Rutger Howl?

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@RobAcoustic @UrsulaV @CamestrosF I mean, I also didn't think "flying into the heart of an interstellar civilization they know nothing about (and vice versa) to find their dad" was exactly going to be a path strewn with roses.

[70s Sci-Fi Art @70sscifi]

Davis Meltzer’s cover art for Clifford D. Simak’s ‘City’

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@vixey_voter @Iron_Spike https://t.co/NP69quisJq

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@KaylaAncrum Remember a couple years ago when some techbros bought knitting .com as a domain name and were shocked it was not as good as printing their own money?

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@bongripley ...That wand handle looks a lot more sex toy like than the animated version.

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@silvergelpen Someone who worked at the bank by my parents' house drove a bubblegum pink Maserati with Sailor Moon decals.

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@Firr Pokemon cards got banned from my elementary the day after I unwrapped a holographic Charizard and I will never forget.