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[Nugs @Nugjokes]

A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

You can’t discuss the ocean with a frog. They only understand the pond. Remember that.

[MockJUP | zer0 @M0CKJUP]

no weapon formed against me shall prosper

[menace @Kroniebits]

How much would I have to drink for a mosquito to instantly die from alcohol poisoning when it bites me

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

I have been in tears since last night, that fence whooped his ass💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂

[miri @mishtimere]

the dead horse is beating me

[KPI @Kapi_X_peaK]

Tal vez EU tiene la infraestructura necesaria, pero México tiene algo que no se puede comprar…

[🌱Mazi @Maziodyne_]

Being told this changed my life

[Pokémon Daily Post💤 @PokeDailyPost]

"it's just a game bro..."

[Healthy chronicles Vol. 4 @bighealthyfr]

Mexican inspired horchata protein powder called No Mames Whey

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

why does this edit go so insanely hard

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

[Temi 💨 @__temiszn]

Nah bruh, his roommate is whoever he thinks he is 😂🔥

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

Sometimes the pencil led that’s been stuck in my arm since elementary school tells me to do bad things

[ClipRadar @clipRadarr]

u wouldn’t get it sometimes u just gotta thug it out

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of Diet Coke & Uncrustable

[Frog and Toad @frogandtoadbook]

“I have done that,” said Toad,
and he crossed out.

[mikey @MikeBeLike]

man watch out

[James Camp 🛠,🛠 @JamesonCamp]

This