Courtney

23, ♋️, Hufflepuff 💛, KSU 20/20

[Courtney @phonec4]

The silent urge to ask the patients in the therapist office “what are you in for”

[Courtney @phonec4]

@ElijahSchaffer Y’all it’s the hat.

[Courtney @phonec4]

@amandadeibert As someone who has dealt with a relationship where this exact reaction has happened over the smallest of things…she did the right thing. Not worth it.

[Courtney @phonec4]

I’m convinced no one who drives on 400 can drive

[Courtney @phonec4]

Adulting means you have to get oil changes and tires rotated and groceries. Don’t get older kids

[Courtney @phonec4]

Saw a quote tn that said “removing toxic people from your life isn’t the difficult part. Not feeling guilty is the difficult part”

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

Please use a condom on Valentines Day. I hate Scorpios.

[Courtney @phonec4]

Waiting for my mom to wake up like I’m a kid on Christmas morning

[Courtney @phonec4]

It’s 7am and this man really said “I want a screwdriver”

[Courtney @phonec4]

@hashjenni Every single day

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

"santa isn't real" ok, I literally saw him at the mall

[Gigi @ribbonbraid]

no more buccal fat removal. baby cheeks girls must unionize

[Courtney @phonec4]

Sipping tequila with a a salted rim as medicine because I’m an adult now

[Courtney @phonec4]

@tragicbirdapp Lmao meanwhile if this was reversed it would be blasted/cancelled in a heartbeat

[Courtney @phonec4]

Smells like a storms a brewin

[Courtney @phonec4]

@Jamalhinton12 This is the best news ever

[Courtney @phonec4]

Adulting is realizing Sunday is a “School day”