chongo

[Grand Regent Kiki Mendoza @SugsFromHOU]

Me every day: “God I hate this weak ass party, they never do shit right.”

Me on Election Day:

[amy ♡ @aimeiji]

texas turning blue is the best bday present everrrrrrrr 🥳🥳

[Comrade Misty is Putin’s Buddy @SarcasmStardust]

Her murderer was arrested, tried, and convicted. Not protected and celebrated by the state. See how that’s different?

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨🚨WILD🚨🚨

#Steelers cornerback Jalen Ramsey pointed at #Browns QB Shedeur Sanders on the sideline after he sacked Dillon Gabriel… and told Kevin Stefanski to put him in.

💀💀💀
https://t.co/bKBiy9bph7

[PH 🗯 @whiskeytailgate]

Drafted to be the back up, wins the job. Wins a Super Bowl carried by the defense and run game. Total cornball. Just realized he is Russell Wilson

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

"make the proof"

[Mike Tag @mtag1993]

Rare miss? 😂

[dustin @DJ_DoesSports]

Bro drop the fortune cookie act Jaxson Dart just gave you belt on national television

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Charlotte Hornets announcer Eric Collins is calling the Panthers-Dolphins game on FOX and it has been electric. �

[Sandi Bachom 📹 @sandibachom]

Couldn’t love this more

[Thomas @ThomasComicTalk]

Holy God, that’s genuinely some of the best news I’ve heard this entire decade

[Luke Thomas🏋️‍♀️ @lthomasnews]

Yeah, we’ve noticed.

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

I'd like to congratulate Tylenol on their upcoming multimillion-dollar lawsuit settlement.

[harem - Leader of the Naruto Fandom @zardarky]

bro skipped the journey but arrived to the correct conclusion 😭😭

[monkey D dorky 👾 @OrevaLuffy_]

The Entire Japanese Team is doing the Luffy Gear poses 😭 https://t.co/qD5IntpTse

[Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta @malcolmkenyatta]

This is batshit crazy.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

one has to wonder why the prime minister of fucking israel is so invested in mourning an american podcaster

[B/R Gridiron @brgridiron]

Pay this man all the money he wants