Dastardly Dan

I’m just fucking around, not that serious.

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Obama is a warlock

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

A useful way to think about migration is to consider what kind of societies the migrants have built in their home countries and to what extent you would like those conditions replicated here.

[鬼勃起侍⭐︎ @oskkpu]

うんこしすぎて肛門からインド人出てきた

[Dastardly Dan @phony_phallus]

@BrandRisk @tweem 15x views

[Dastardly Dan @phony_phallus]

@adultswim @tweem 6m views

[Dastardly Dan @phony_phallus]

@adultswim @tweem 2m views

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

conservatives are so fucking stupid with their nonstop bigotry

if Michelle Obama is trans, why hasn’t she murdered anyone???

[🍻 @drink2beers]

when my parents keep asking me why I don’t have a girlfriend for Valentine’s Day and I GENUINELY have to explain to them who Benjamin Netanyahu is

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Yall wanna call out pedophiles but not this one huh

[ornstein @poopswag34]

Gay people should get their own bathrooms because I don’t want them to smell my poop or the poop of a child and get horny

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

These people do not process that this man woke up and intentionally dressed like a militia movie character and intentionally armed himself and intentionally went to a federal operation and intentionally interfered with it and intentionally resisted arrest and intentionally pulled his gun. Leftists cannot comprehend agency and therefore believe instead that he literally spawned on the sidewalk and through a series of fascist coincidences he was executed for exercising his constitutional right to do whatever he wants without consequences

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Reporter: "Is it safe to say that, based off your comments, you're suggesting that these women at these abortion rallies are ugly and overweight?"

Matt Gaetz: "Yes."

[Doinks the Retard Frog @DoinksTheFrog]

adopting a Chinese kid and naming him Darnell then putting him back up for adoption

[Spectre @spectre0799]

Rottweiler but the beat is Eleanor Rigby

[Adolf Elmer @adolfelmer]

Me Wife Died In The Hondy- Becca Good

[FULL SONG]

[Biggie Slonk @BiggieSlonk14]

Renee Nicole Good’s wife at the funeral