Ebenezer Smith

Enlisted May 27th, 1779. Served under General Washington and married Martha Bentley.

[Ebenezer Smith @PhonyTark]

@belle_delphinel “Your injury was not service related”

[Mike Baller(Ø,G)🇱🇷 @bigball_mike]

Hired a hitman because I couldn’t die, changed my mind 24 hours later, and then the algorithm of life sent a plot twist anyway. 🥶🥶

[Estherr @Coin_Media_Tv]

Quicksilver rescues Magneto from the Pentagon and uses his super-speed to disarm the guards when they're cornered in the kitchen.

[Ebenezer Smith @PhonyTark]

@Key2lifeee @miracles7k Fucking kid

[Ebenezer Smith @PhonyTark]

@BaruchZephyr @Musaltaaa Natural law is better than Christian virtues? Love your god with all your heart and to love your neighbor as yourself?

[Ebenezer Smith @PhonyTark]

@MrOzor1 @RealLucarioTV @lauren_w67 Try living for something, that’s much harder

[Ebenezer Smith @PhonyTark]

@DaniMayakovski Gtfo, illegal

[Ebenezer Smith @PhonyTark]

@Salmuo3 Only thing clean on him is his teeth. Also eats baboons

[Salty Girl @SaltyGirl09]

You can't make this shit up. 😭 😂

Stereotypes exist for a reason.

[RT Intl @RT_on_X]

A gang of Argentinian Gandalfs protest against Palantir in front of Peter Thiel's house in Buenos Aires

They unfurled a banner that reads 'YOU SHALL NOT PASS, YOU MOTHERF*CKER'

[Ebenezer Smith @PhonyTark]

@jafijafur @KarluskaP Look into reformed theology

[Ebenezer Smith @PhonyTark]

@riskyfcb_ Why’s a monkey throwing a rock

[Ebenezer Smith @PhonyTark]

@EpochTimes No

[Ebenezer Smith @PhonyTark]

@ryanmar13612576 @1slye1 @Parodyjeffx @grok They could stand to of read it more

[♡ @velunehq]

Anagapesis

[Ebenezer Smith @PhonyTark]

@KPG24096923994 @forbiddenmerch Rome sacked all of Israel

[Ebenezer Smith @PhonyTark]

@Beggin2hnd2 @dalepartridge Grammar

[Nakul @wtf_nakul7]

Life of Gen Z :

- School is scam
- College degree is useless
- COVID stole prime memories
- Ai replace your jobs
- House cost your soul + 30 years
- Worst era for relationships
- And boomers still say you're lazy

[Ebenezer Smith @PhonyTark]

@CybaTW Jesus said to him, “On the other hand, it is written, ‘You shall not put the Lord your God to the test.’ 
Matthew 4:7

[il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo]

LET'S GO!!!😎🇺🇸🥳🥳🥳