Phorest Bateson

UK-raised, biker, snowboarder, graphic designer

[Phorest Bateson @Phorestb]

@NoMoreBikeLanes @stephenheuer @tomflood1 Sometimes truth hurts

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@cyclegaz Just after you start turning, of course! /s

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@CyclingInASkirt Careful @Punkmetalsouthern, your intelligence is showing.... [Here's a hint: *there's no such thing as "road tax"! At least, not since 1937]

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@wichitahlinegal @cyclegaz Whoooshhh

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@widgetas @geckobike That's what speeding multi-tonne machinery [cars] do - smash into things and send them flying through the air.

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@CampaignCycling @essexhighways Can someone edit this for cars, move the sign into the car lane with "motorists must dismount" :D

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Wolf Tooth Components x MTBR Dropper Post Giveaway #MTBR #WolfToothComponents #MountainBiking https://t.co/CUCCoE2x7t

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@ChaponaBike123 The number of people who were fooled is hilarious. And apparently, most of them don't know that most videos submitted to the police are sent by... other motorists! But, I guess they'll take any excuse to bully vulnerable road users.

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@thisisdaneea @spectatorindex 1906 - Median house cost twice the median annual income.
2023 - Median house cost FIVE times the median annual income. The ratio is not the same.

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@Jontafkasi Maybe they should change the name to "Evening Low Standard"...

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@bananatransit @roadcc Because they cause SOOOOOOOOO much damage everywhere they go!!!!!! Oh, wait, no - I'm thinking about cars.

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@WilClap @roadcc Sad

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@SnowPalsDotOrg @CaltransDist3 @CHPSouthLake They *had* chains, but looks like they weren't on the wheels!

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@DontCallMeDebby And two spaces were completely unnecessary then too. Someone just "decided" to make it a rule.

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@cyclegaz @T15TSL @climbtechy Leaks around the stem are often caused by bad (leaky) rim tape. Once inside the rim cavity, the valve hole is the only escape.

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@DavidCo15095891 @ChaponaBike123 @RishiSunak @SadiqKhan @DavidCo15095891 is currently the single biggest hazard on roads

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@azjustinheap @MontyBoa99 You're just so wrong. Please don't force your fantasies onto others.

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@i_SanjayLalwani @Mad_1nventor I was terrified!

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@adastroworld @zbowling "Nearly" hit?!? Definitely hit.

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@jimwillows @zbowling That's not how the rolling "Idaho" stop works. Stop gaslighting and try to understand what you're writing about first.
Also hilarious that you seem to think motorists don't constantly steal the right-of-way.