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All opinions are mine alone, likely to be wrong, and possibly inflammatory and definitely does not represent my company in any way.

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@LitMoose @punk_ab Uh oh… guess I’d better bust out my own XXL chaotic evil bosses. Although, it’s possible you’ll just ally against the DM…

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@NotMedic @panadero Oooh! I thought you were doing TTL level Funtime

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@NotMedic @panadero If you want to do exotics you might be able to synthesize boron gates on carbon lattice. If you have a vapor deposition chamber around.

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@panadero @NotMedic Sometimes close enough is better than perfect. We would literally have to reinvent how CPUs work to get really accurate math. This is only one example of that. Tim is spot on. Modeling something more complex accurately ultimate becomes recreating it.

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@gabsmashh @theStump3r Super cute, you two 😀. You need to share how you made him get dressed up, though, so I can tell my wife 😀

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I had a YubiKey 5C arrive mashed nearly flat by the USPS. Since I couldn’t use it I decided to take it apart and see what I could see. I present the pictures for you all.

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So, legit confessions only. How many of you InfoSec people literally dream of going to be a farmer or lumberjack?

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@LitMoose Sooooooon. 😀

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@LitMoose You both look positively lovely!

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@LitMoose I sincerely hope so. It solves so many problems. Hard token with a soft token (backup use with notify on use) is the way.

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So, if you install the updated Samsung Magician software, and suddenly can't close tabs in Chrome or Edge with Ctrl-W, The problem is that Samsung Magician now captures a GLOBAL Windows Hotkey for Ctrl-W. Kind of arrogant to assume that's how I'd like to bind my hotkeys @Samsung

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@dildog Most people worth knowing can be. Especially when they care about something. Hope all is well brother.

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@Elzilcho84 @gabsmashh Yeeeeessss! I came here to find this one 😀

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@AletheDenis @defcon @defcongroups @thedarktangent @ADAM_915 @jaysonstreet Confirmed as real and action taken accordingly. Thank you for doing this. It’s a big effort.

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In case you haven't figured it out: the Cthulhu campaign posters are satire, and just for fun with my pet AI farm. Enjoy!

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Jim made a deal with The Greater Evil for a more subjugated human race in 2024. How can you right that? Vote for the Greater Evil in 2024!

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They both know a Greater Evil when it's in the room with them! Vote Cthulhu in 2024!

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Vote for a Civilized Evil in 2024. Vote Cthulhu!