Full House Phil

Writer/Reader, Educator/Learner. Fighting entropy.

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@Ginger1159 Or when a celebrity dies, they post a selfie meeting that person 20 years ago at a county fair.

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Dollar General is having a 3-day sale? How does that work? Do they pay you to take stuff?

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What is Mrs. the abbreviation for?

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Reminds me of a 6th-grade C student who came in sweaty from recess and was last in line at the water fountain. He grabbed a handful of coins from his pocket, and tossed them in the air. As everyone dived to pick them up, he strolled to get his drink. Liked to think he went on to make millions.

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Why does my @wnba League Pass not allow me to watch a single Indiana Fever game LIVE? Or any other games I'm interested in? Should call it a Rerun Pass.

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I've never understood the "need" to take a selfie with a celebrity. But I really have mixed feelings about the rush to post those selfies the day after the celebrity dies.

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What do you say when someone asks what you are working on, and what you are working on is fascinating for you but boring to tell about?

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Ask Jeeves is looking on, knowing that his time was too soon... too soon.

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Why does every song lyric say “called you up” and then add “on the telephone?”
Because it’s easier to rhyme “phone” than “up.”

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@lucythegreat123 My dad dropped me at the curb in front of the dorm and unloaded my boxes. Said good-bye then drove off. It was great.

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Why isn’t there Adult Scouting? We could wear uniforms and earn merit badges for planning meals, managing budgets, landscaping, rearranging furniture, playing mah-jong. Camp out and hold banquets. With no kids around.

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@bob_burrough Looks like speed skaters. Hmm.

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@owenbroadcast Isn’t it strange there exists a career called “being a comedian?”
Has anyone studied why we so highly value comedians? Why we pay them so much, just to tell us jokes and (hopefully) make us laugh?

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I follow an account in Maine, and apparently this is considered a normal breakfast: Pop-Tarts, Spam, and canned fruit cocktail.

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Why do we need comedians? Why do we pay them so much, just to tell us jokes?

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@GhostRade Thought this was a blind guy who was lost then realized he was spraying herbicide.

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@mymomcare I once had a staff of 12 women. I'll never forget when one came into my office to complain how another woman "looked at her" when they passed in the hallway. 10 minutes later the other woman came in with the same complaint. And they were both over 50!

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How do those guys who failed basic math in high school become savants at rotisserie football and parimutuel betting?

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I’ve noticed when I give specific directions on a project (ex: update a web page or edit an article), any changes beyond two do not get done. Is this universal?
I even number list and keep each instruction concise. But things at the end of the list don’t get done.

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Why do some women wear the exact same outfit to every movement class or church service or civic meeting? And it’s not a uniform or workout clothes, just the same dress or slacks and blouse? Same. Every week.