Jordan

PHP Developer. Coffee Enthusiast. Pastafarian.

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@ABC Jesus Christ, Orlando!

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In tears over this beautiful tribute to Christina Grimmie
#RememberChristina #TeamGrimmieForever @TheRealGrimmie
https://t.co/S8TzjaXXTg

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The Basics: WordPress Settings http://t.co/8icVNns6Zp

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Don't Panic: How to Make a Website Mobile Friendly After a #GoogleMobile Warning http://t.co/kvdVzQVRWv

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#CodeYoda: #PHP is path to dark side. PHP leads to coding. Coding leads to clients. Clients lead to projects. Projects lead to crying.

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#KimKardashian's butt looks like shiny balloons. #BreakTheInternet

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@johnbocook Let's just hope the marketing is a little off, LOL

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@johnbocook 'It randomly showed up in the mail.' LOL. Are you sure it's a good idea to drink it? :P

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@johnbocook I'm a coffee fanatic so I have to ask: what does it taste like? And where did you get it?

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@Haddicus Bahahahaha! LOL. Well, at least it's with an awesome set up.

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@Haddicus I bet it's awesome for development. Probably awesome for porn, too. Just saying! LOL. #UKnowUDo

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@Haddicus "#whatageek" No worries. Geeks are in these days.

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@Haddicus What do you play most on that set up?

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@Haddicus You shouldn't stop until you get to this level of awesomeness:

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@jakeasmith YES! You win.

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@Haddicus Needs a few more screens. :)

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@Shortieteee_ That response is brilliant.

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@Haddicus I tried. Turns out I am already following. :)

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@Dave_was_here You're a smart guy with many talents. I know it will happen for you. :)

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@AtirJavid @ralphschindler "PATIENCE YOU MUST HAVE my young developer" #PHPCommunity #CodeYoda