ElePHPant

We're coming for your elePHPant Dave!

[ElePHPant @phpnz14thief]

@phpconfnz @dkcwd @4mationSydney can we arrange a hostage exchange? We delegate @sydnerdrage as our rep. Terms negotiable #phpconf14

[ElePHPant @phpnz14thief]

Congratulations @dkcwd you win... This time! #phpnz14 #elePHPants

[ElePHPant @phpnz14thief]

We've discovered the identify of the #elePHPants rescuer! Bet you can't get to him before we do @dkcwd #phpnz14

[ElePHPant @phpnz14thief]

Oh no @dkcwd ! We've lost the #elePHPants Looks like the @silverstripe team have come to the rescue #phpnz14 @envycollect @janineeastwood

[ElePHPant @phpnz14thief]

@dkcwd @phpnz14thief #endgame or #hungergames !?

[ElePHPant @phpnz14thief]

So close but yet so far Mr. Clark! @dkcwd #elePHPants #phpnz14

[ElePHPant @phpnz14thief]

@dkcwd #phpnz14 #elePHPants

[ElePHPant @phpnz14thief]

Interrogation didn't go as planned. @dkcwd #phpnz14 #elePHPants. We will announce the ransom at 4:30pm

[ElePHPant @phpnz14thief]

The elePHPant is safe... For now.

[ElePHPant @phpnz14thief]

@dkcwd do #elePHPants fly? #phpnz14

[ElePHPant @phpnz14thief]

@dkcwd your #elePHPants is on the move to a secure location. #phpnz14

[Dave Clark @dkcwd]

@phpnz14theif You're still a monster but at least you're being kind #elePHPants #phpnz14

[ElePHPant @phpnz14thief]

Goodnight #phpnz14. @dkcwd your #elePHPant is tucked up in bed safe and sound.

[ElePHPant @phpnz14thief]

A drunk #elePHPant is an honest elephant. What secrets will he divulge @dkcwd #phpnz14 #interrogation

[ElePHPant @phpnz14thief]

We want to reassure you @dkcwd that he's safe. For now. #phpnz14

[ElePHPant @phpnz14thief]

Looks like hes in a bit of distress @dkcwd . Wonder what you'll do to rescue your #elePHPants #phpnz14

[ElePHPant @phpnz14thief]

We're coming for your #elePHPants @dkcwd #phpnz14