Brett Mack

DevOps Consultant with a passion for InfoSec. Very much 'Red Team'. OSCP, OSCE in training

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@julie78787 I am willing to admit fault though. Honestly, were I aware that you were in your 60s I would have kept a much more respectable tone

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If I'm trying to plug a personal laptop into an exposed ethernet socket turning heads is just gonna bite me in the ass. That said I'm still totally behind this. If you can get ~40% of a security team distracted by their reflection, that network is yours

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@julie78787 oh wow, were it not for the last sentence you would have made a pretty good case. The unexpected dick measuring contest at the end though seem to be pretty on brand

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@jessfraz The thought of you ever handing over your problem solving, or your coding, to an AI is still so laughable at the moment that I have hope. I have never writen code because it is my job, I've just been lucky enough to get paid for something I would have been doing anyway

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@julie78787 Just to press the point a little. Let's imagine these 2 AI generated security reserchers shared exactly the same knowledge. They would be equally as good at their jobs. Would it not be inappropriate to discuss their looks when it plays no part their professional role?

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@julie78787 Oddly, keep up or get with the times would also be my advice back to you. I'm fully aware of the thread you were posting in. The issue was that you applied a stereotype across security professionals, and made it negative by suggesting one of us in shape would be headturning

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@CodaQueen @deathtospinach I'm actually just on the other side of total burnout. I've seen a few of your posts, you have a kind heart and I can't imagine anyone with the oppotunity to hang out with you would think you begged. Message if you ever want to chat, especially about music (our tastes differ :P)

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@deathtospinach I really hope the crisis team have been able to provide you with whatever help you need. "one of the greatest tragedies in life is that you will always be loved more than you will ever know" https://t.co/8hOsLo0XBz

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@BSidesLondon While I'm sure your reasons for this are valid, it's a shame to see that the workshops are being helpful on the same day as the main conference. I loved that you could attend/host a workshop without having to miss any of the great presentations

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@sch_cor @notameadow For a moment I had real player confused with WinAmp. I was going to say "but it really whips the llamas ass" but knew something was off. They were both around the same kinda time period though, right?

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And the Oscar goes to…. 😂

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@dillonchea @ComradeEevee Well, clearly you're a prophet. And it fits in, don't the other religious texts in that section refer to how prophets are often persecuted for their actions at first. I, for one, bow to your wisdom

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@jontheniceguy @_mormaid Quite a fan of Amazon Music also. I like Deezers open source stuff though. Use spleetr quite a bit

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@MyaFost83041461 @steps_hi @999London I wouldn't bother feeding the trolls

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@notameadow Don't count on that holding true forever. I was like, smoking, drinking, eating whatever I liked and doing little to no exercise. Then at age 36 life decided to bitch slap me. I'm now having to learn what it's like being the fat one in a relationship :P

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@Eliza_MayAustin Does anyone else see this and think "Damn, Michael Jackson (thriller era) was up on his cyber security"?

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@kittynouveau The guy has reposted the tweet. However my advice would be to just leave it. The guy is either a troll or a total moron, either way you're not going to get through to him

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@ComradeEevee aww :( Love cat ears ^^

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@ComradeEevee lmao. This really needs to be seen then. I'll let you know what I think