Phrasely

The funniest quotes and phrases!

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RT @TheiPadFan: Win one of 5 iPad 2 cases by Pad & Quill! Enter here http://t.co/g5tLdnA

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Why do we spend so much time looking for intelligent life on other planets? I'd be happy to find it here on Earth first. http://t.co/6YHYlJK

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My password is MickeyGoofyPlutoDonaldAtlanta. Facebook told me it had to be at least 4 characters long and ... > http://t.co/aImwFvh

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The really long sarcastic 'Hahahahahaha' before the 'No.'... http://t.co/OFASHz2

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wjfsklfjsmljdmgkfnfgdfsghfdjkghzena, EEEEEH MACARENA! :D http://t.co/KJFgNiX via @phrasely

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"Haha You Failed", "Yeah Like Your Mums Abortion." http://t.co/hNH0O8r

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WTF = Welcome To Facebook http://t.co/s5A3p2I

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I love it when somebody sees me, screams my name & then runs to hug me :") http://t.co/JLjWRsw

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I'm not weird, I'm limited edition! http://t.co/SYTuov2

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Duvet not covering foot . . . foot not safe :( http://bit.ly/hrgXlo

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"I will NOT forget.... I will NOT forget...." "So... did you bring it?" "Shhhiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt......." http://t.co/IH6bX74

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"I'm bored...To the fridge!!!" http://t.co/xbzyZVX

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Without you, I'm nothing. With you, I'm something. Together, we're everything. http://t.co/pJi8a5i

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"I wanna go home" – "Dude School just started..." http://t.co/LMUtpw4

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I saw you for like, 2 seconds and it made my day. ♥ http://t.co/Ks8MHZQ

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*1 friend request* (250 friends in common) ".. i still dont know you lol" http://t.co/UgrxOeh

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ℱℴℓℓℴω your heart before anyone else - for heart never lies but people do. http://t.co/d73iy5E

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When I say "the other day", it can mean any time up to a year ago. http://t.co/Y4xq8R6