Brynn

Uh, eraser lamp

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

It took several days to count every ballot in 2020, and it’s very likely we won’t know the outcome tonight either. So please keep a few things in mind as you make your voice heard today:

– Thousands of election workers around the country are working hard today. Respect them. Thank them. 

– Don’t share things before checking your sources. 

– Let the process run its course. It takes time to count every ballot.

[Chris Pendlebury @chrispendlebury]

I hope that that piano racing is a new Paralympics sport.

[John Green's TikToks @GreenTiktok]

"Replying to @/deltarundertale i offended the only two people who attended the looking for alaska launch party."

[Brynn @phrasemauler]

@DoGoOnPod @dearhankandjohn !

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of cats stealing food in paintings 🧵

1. Still Life with cat by Desportes, 1705

[claire rogers @kclairerogers]

Need Nelly to win this week so that the two golf gold medalists went into their tournaments with the goals of “having fun” and “trying a crookie”

[catwheezie🐾 @catwheezie]

umm my landlord is a bit nosy.

[Brynn @phrasemauler]

@sportswithjohn Can we give an honorable mention to Andy MacDonald for being just so stoked to be there?

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

I can't believe Tess and Stephen know who *I* am.

Steve is the greatest two sport athlete of our time. Literally no one on Earth can solve a Rubik's cube that fast and then go on to pommel the hell out of a horse.

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE. LOVE YOU @GymnastSteve!

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

Best character of the olympics so far

[Brynn @phrasemauler]

@SiriusXMCare @realspacemodels @hankgreen You kind of proved Glenn's point there.

[catwheezie🐾 @catwheezie]

Good morning I made you a waffle

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

happy 1 month shrimp rescueversary 🥰

[ONE BILLION DRACULAS @emwheezie]

Why is Beanie so creepy should I be concerned

[ֶָ֢ @lumonheiress]

my favorite out of context lines from derry girls, a thread:

[ֶָ֢ @lumonheiress]

my favorite sister michael quotes from derry girls, a thread:

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

The John Green Effect

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

almost 2 years later he's finally getting a taste of his own medicine