Phroth Humor Magazine™

Penn State University's oldest Comedy Publication

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New Member Spotlight! Phroth Welcomes Kate Middleton to our Photoshop Team

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Mormons Break from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints to form the Church of Jesus Christ of Present-Day Saints

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Op-Ed: That Guy Selling Fake IDs and also Cursed Possessions Runs a Solid Business

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Phroth Writer Let Go for Mixing Up News Articles with Live Television. More at 11.

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Woke Agenda Strikes Again! Toontown Magistrate Votes to Remove Semi-Realistic Mural of a Tunnel from the 19th Century

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Panera Announces Partnership with Liquid Death

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The LAPD Butchers an Investigation for the First Time Ever

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Dyslexic Racists Protest Local Block Party

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Student chef earns Michelin star for his recipe “Sriracha Spaghetti with Frozen Peas and a Lukewarm Hot Pocket”
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Step aside simpletons: This intellectual watches documentaries
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Star PSU receiver Jahan Dotson ruled out indefinitely after failing to get PSU Student Tickets
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Sorry guys: We discovered the cure for cancer, but a comically timed gust of wind blew it away
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President Barron’s successor announced to be recently awakened cybernetic gorilla killbot designed by Nazi scientists, but it’s wearing a “Nevertheless She Persisted” shirt, so I guess it kind of evens out
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Notes app becomes first non-human entity to graduate from Penn State Psychiatry program
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New survey shows that 63% of all business majors have had their estranged millionaire father turn into the Green Goblin
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Modern science suggests ghosts are real, and they have been immediately canceled on Twitter
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McDonald’s to replace Ronald McDonald with drug-addled mime named Tommy Shrub
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Major companies fail to meet pollution quotas; plans to cut consumer middleman gain traction
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Lycanthrope-American community in up-howl over revelation that Tom Wolf is not secretly a werewolf
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Heartbreaking: This frat brother thinks a beer can is a coconut filled with life-saving water that he has to pry open with his teeth
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