Jeff Yabumoto

Producer @Diablo | prev @leagueoflegends @LCSofficial @IGN @newegg

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

Jung Hoo Lee hits his first @MLB inside-the-park home run

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

he puts $5 of diesel into the Arwing after buying $20 scratchers and a roller dog

[Jeff Yabumoto @phsidefender]

All for data centers. AI is so terrible

[Amanda Goodall @thejobchick]

Oracle Layoffs - The EMAIL.

The job cuts will affect somewhere around 20,000 and 30,000 - which is about roughly 18% of their global workforce.

This has been clearly evident since early-mid Feb as I have been alerting.

[Jesus Freakin Congress @TheJFreakinC]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet.

Afroman had his house raided by Ohio Adam County deputies… who found absolutely nothing… broke his door, trashed his place, allegedly had $400 go missing… and then they refused to pay for the damages.

So, like any reasonable rapper would do…

He turned his home security footage into music videos, mocking them.

And then, the deputies sued him for FOUR MILLION dollars… because they didn’t like being made fun of.

And Afroman’s response?

He dropped ANOTHER music video.

In his own words:
“Unconfidential informant lied to Police to get out of some trouble. Adam County Sherriff officers made a mistake by believing the lie. Raided my house, found nothing, refused to pay for the damages and filed a lawsuit against me, Afroman, for exercising my freedom of speech! This is me holding trial in one song. I hope you enjoy it.”

They said his videos “ridiculed” them… so he decided to show them what that actually looks like.

And the best part?

A jury basically said… yeah… you don’t get to raid someone’s home, end up in their surveillance footage, and then cry because they used it to make fun of you.

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

Just a phenomenal Halloween costume

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "The person who actually got the Nobel Prize called today, called me, and said 'I'm accepting this in honor of you, because you really deserved it.' A really nice thing to do. I didn't say 'Then give it to me, though.'"

[Los Angeles Angels @Angels]

In honor of Fan Appreciation Night, we're giving away a signed @MikeTrout jersey! 🐐

Share this post by 5pm PT tomorrow (9/28) for your chance to win!

One winner will be randomly selected; link in bio for rules.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Yup. That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got myself into this situation?

[Jeff Yabumoto @phsidefender]

“No capes!”

[WoT Series ❤️📖📺🤞 @WotTVSeries]

#TheWheelOfTime. Bring it back please!

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

YouTube is rolling out AI in the US to detect if users are actually under 18

It ignores the stated age and applies restrictions to users it suspects are teens

[Justin Wong @JWonggg]

I AINT SIGNING IT. THIS IS BULLYING

[Jeff Yabumoto @phsidefender]

What an absurdly odd thing to say.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

REPORTER: Have you spoken to any of the families of the victims of the Manhattan shooting?

TRUMP: I don't want to tell you that

[LASIK.com @LASIKdotcom]

Better Vision. Better Calls.

Yes all MLB umps get free LASIK. Yes, this is real.

[Comic Con Guide @SDCCGuide]

Absolute perfection. #SDCC2025 #cosplay #comiccon

[Jeff Yabumoto @phsidefender]

30 million an episode?!?!?!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Paramount has struck a 5-year streaming deal worth $1.5B with ‘SOUTH PARK’ creators Trey Parker & Matt Stone

They’ll produce 10 new episodes per year

(Source: https://t.co/JSoeuKBgTy)

[Jeff Yabumoto @phsidefender]

How long until one of them kills a delivery driver who goes to the wrong address?

[Protector @bookprotectors]

Introducing Patrol. Homeowners in LA can now book off-duty police officers to help protect their homes.

Now available in Brentwood, Beverly Hills, Bel Air, Holmby Hills, and Malibu — more areas coming soon.

[Jeff Yabumoto @phsidefender]

There’s an old man at the coffee shop I frequent who brings his dog with him and I regularly chat with him and play with the golden retriever named Levi.

I have no idea what the old man’s name is and I’ve known him for 6 months