Sumerlin Brandon

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[Sumerlin Brandon @phsumerlin]

I feel like my life is in dark mode.

[Sumerlin Brandon @phsumerlin]

Big day for golf club manufacturers. #1989TaylorsVersion #googlevault #33million searches

[Sumerlin Brandon @phsumerlin]

The 1975’s discography went from being on rotation at Old Navy to being obsessively decoded by thousands of people real quick. #mattyhealytaylorswift

[Cinesamples @cinesamples]

Our new library, Collision Impact Designer is out now! https://t.co/RrXHwXSJIf

[Sumerlin Brandon @phsumerlin]

Just called the Apple store and the message said “I am an automated system that can make complete sentences” and I dunno, I really felt that.

[Sumerlin Brandon @phsumerlin]

I feel like Covid has been on an elliptical machine listening to Fighter by Christina Aguilera for the last 6 months. #newyearnewcovid #Covid_19 #OmicronVarient

[Sumerlin Brandon @phsumerlin]

#cdc #COVID19

[Sumerlin Brandon @phsumerlin]

Listen @POTUS, being grounded and having your phone taken away is just part of growing up. #TrumpBanned

[Sumerlin Brandon @phsumerlin]

With simple but effective imagery on top of The National’s iconic cathedral organ and horn section, “Epiphany” is a PTSD anthem for everyone that has been deeply traumatized by the Covid-19 crisis. That’s what Taylor Swift did while we were all bitching. #Folklore

[Sumerlin Brandon @phsumerlin]

I’ve dropped #kanye2020 a few times over the past few years and I just want to clarify to people, specifically Kanye West, that I was not serious.

[Sumerlin Brandon @phsumerlin]

@SteveLandrum @ChickfilA I think that’s probably a fair assessment.

[Sumerlin Brandon @phsumerlin]

@SteveLandrum They’re too nice. They act like robots. I have thoughts

[Sumerlin Brandon @phsumerlin]

Btw let’s take a moment of silence to honor comedians in the 90s. All they had to work with was the OJ trial and Clinton scandal. They didn’t get low hanging fruit like ‘the leader of the free world is a reality tv star and disease & oversized killer bees are ravaging the planet’

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

“Everyone thinks forgiveness is a lovely idea until he has something to forgive.”

[Sumerlin Brandon @phsumerlin]

Everyone needs to calm down. This happened before in Egypt. This is just you’re typical fulfillment of Revelation 16. Just make sure your earthquake kit is ready to go and your first born is in a safe location. #NBD #plagues #murderhornets #disease

[Sumerlin Brandon @phsumerlin]

Woman: What cologne are you wearing?
Me: oh that’s ‘crisp linen’ by Lysol.
#nowpleasestepaway

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

“What you see and what you hear depends a great deal on where you are standing. It also depends on what sort of person you are.” – C.S Lewis

[Sumerlin Brandon @phsumerlin]

I wish I had known there was going to be such a high demand for inspirational piano pieces that pair well with ‘in these uncertain times’. #composerproblems

[Sumerlin Brandon @phsumerlin]

Have we tried Kendall Jenner and a Pepsi yet? #COVIDー19 #SOLUTIONtoPANDEMIC

[Music @Music]

Taylor Swift could do Symphony No. 9 but Beethoven couldn't do the bridge in Cruel Summer