ItsYourDudeDeo!

I'll just be posting random shit so dont expect much

[ItsYourDudeDeo! @phsycle]

Remembering the time I was actually dying in the hospital all morphined up and fucked up and my visitor tried to get into my pants while I was on morphine...There's so much more I could say about this dude and idk why I havent

[ItsYourDudeDeo! @phsycle]

Remembering that time my Boyfriend woke me up at 3am to show me that the bag of popcorn he had just made didn't have any unpopped corn

[ItsYourDudeDeo! @phsycle]

What do you mean you don't feel like you're in a life simulation all the time? Wym your vision isn't like a VR set all the time?!?!

[ItsYourDudeDeo! @phsycle]

Lo que yo Daria por un 20 de peri ahora mismo

[ItsYourDudeDeo! @phsycle]

El fact que Los quieren botar a las 2am.....yikes

[ItsYourDudeDeo! @phsycle]

@Sebalationsv2 I know myself and I'd just either squeeze it or chuck it

[𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐚𝐠𝐚 @rvfaga]

😭 Dios mío

[ItsYourDudeDeo! @phsycle]

Me when he bends down to pick up anything

[ItsYourDudeDeo! @phsycle]

@Sebalationsv2 Preach Matt

[ItsYourDudeDeo! @phsycle]

Un Arroz con huevo y salchichas, a vape, y un bump is all I need to live happily

[ItsYourDudeDeo! @phsycle]

Me with my boyfriends vape after work

[reece @wannabereece]

me to the chicken quesadilla from taco bell https://t.co/0KCZPalxtB

[ItsYourDudeDeo! @phsycle]

@Sebalationsv2 Que por lo menos no te salga igual de puta que pollo

[ItsYourDudeDeo! @phsycle]

@Sebalationsv2 Van a terminar Como lili y pollo

[ItsYourDudeDeo! @phsycle]

@Sebalationsv2 Asi me siento cuando mi vibrator dies

[ItsYourDudeDeo! @phsycle]

I be staring at my bfs ass more than he does mine but to be fair- his ass is twice the size of mine

[ItsYourDudeDeo! @phsycle]

@Sebalationsv2 Send- me quiero mear de la riza

[ItsYourDudeDeo! @phsycle]

I can't believe q estaba head over heals delulu over un cb q se parecia al Faraon love shady....Cb que bochorno

[ItsYourDudeDeo! @phsycle]

If I opened my mouth a lil too publicly about la gente que organiza los parties en la escena underground de PR- me quedo con el Canto. Chorro de huele bichos mal nacios

[ItsYourDudeDeo! @phsycle]

I'm one of those friends

[syd @sadistixc1]

My friend group

[ItsYourDudeDeo! @phsycle]

I judge people so fucking much but mostly because inside my head I'm like "Dat me"