Phubahr

Provioding low cost, low quality weapons for mercenaries around the galaxy!

[Phubahr @Phubahr]

@FredKiesche Hello!

Unfortunately, your warranty is no longer under warranty, so we'll be unable to replace the item fully.

However, we'll happily offer a new and upgraded model, with you only responsible for the difference in cost!

Phubahr: Quantity over Quality!

[Phubahr @Phubahr]

@PlanetMercenary We never said who it makes trouble for.

[Arvandus @Arvandus]

.@Phubahr weaponry. What we lack in quality we make up for in "Truthful" marketing. Its not defective, it's a explosive feature. : )

[Planet Mercenary @PlanetMercenary]

So @Phubahr sent us a catalog with ships they built. I sent them a cease and desist with one of my delivery drones. Sigh. -Terl'kris, R&D

[Phubahr @Phubahr]

@JamesArthurEck Unfortunately, you'll need to pick up your reasonably priced, and adequately constructed weapons from @PlanetMercenary

[Planet Mercenary @PlanetMercenary]

Our new @Phubahr order came in. They're selling armor now. Audacious.

I think testing this is a job for our Intern. - Terl'Kris, R&D

[Sergeant Schlock @Schlock]

This Time Next Week http://t.co/3vq5GCdVUP

[Planet Mercenary @PlanetMercenary]

@Phubahr Absolutely! And include the most volatile ammo you offer. Usual shipping address, but c/o Terl'Kris, R&D, Shake Well Please.

[Planet Mercenary @PlanetMercenary]

You realize the closest thing I own to a "pencil" is a custom Nanny-etch stylus that costs more than you make in forever, right?

[Phubahr @Phubahr]

@PlanetMercenary If you want a reliable RPG that doesn't require a carbon firing mechanism, we can offer you some new development samples?

[Planet Mercenary @PlanetMercenary]

The pencil is the target. It's a new micro-aggressor stealth RPG. Can take the eraser off the pencil from 100 meters away. - Terk'Kris, R&D

[Planet Mercenary @PlanetMercenary]

"Bring a pencil" they say. I approach new tech with an open mind, but if fire-testing an RPG requires a pencil, something's wrong.

[Planet Mercenary @PlanetMercenary]

This can't be right. R&D wants to test-fire our new RPG during the board meeting.

[Planet Mercenary @PlanetMercenary]

There's a little part of me that wants to send the Phubahr Replica Sophont Dumbot instead. Needs testing anyways. - Terl'Kris, R&D

[Planet Mercenary @PlanetMercenary]

Board meeting today. I wonder whom the CEO is will knife while drinking scotch. Probably me. Better find armor and a medkit - Terl'Kris, R&D