I'm probably just joking.
#BlueCrew
Here til Trump's gone #IFB
"Why so serious? Democracy is why."
#Resist Fascism
I like to bitch about shit & swear a lot.
SCENE: A secret bunker-room deep within the White House.
DOJ: Mr. trump, we have irrefutable evidence of election tampering and fraud on your part and Mr. Musk. We are prepared to present this evidence and charge you both. However, in the interest of National Security, we are willing to make a deal with you.
trump: I did nothing wrong, but what's the deal?
DOJ: The President is willing to fully pardon you for your many crimes, including these, but you must exit permanently from any form of politics and must cease and desist all activity against the government, this and any future administrations.
trump: And what if I say no.
DOJ: Then we will arrest you right now and immediately incarcerate you with no bail for these crimes including Domestic Terror offenses, which will allow us to hold you indefinitely.
trump: What about my base? They will revolt.
DOJ: We have a plan for that of course. As part of the deal, you will admit that you have engaged in improprieties and accept the terms of this agreement, and you will tell your base to stand down or face federal charges.
trump: Hmm.. I will not take the deal. I did nothing wrong. You can't do this to me. I'm innocent.
DOJ: Actually, we assumed you would say that and are actually pleased. Special Agent, please take Mr. trump into custody immediately. Good luck to you sir.
Please bring in Mr. Musk in now.
END SCENE
Just a daily reminder that Donald tRump is a convicted sex offender, liar, felon, and financial fraudster and is a racist, sexist, hateful, fear mongering, evil fascist and is the worst president in the history of the U.S. and deserves to spend the rest of his life in prison, rotting and suffering for the crimes that he has committed and for conning all his stupid, idiot, gullible, ignorant, uneducated, fearful, hateful, moronic followers out of their money. Vote for Kamala Harris and all the Democrats to save the U.S.A. from fascist tRump and the evil Republicans. Peace! #DemocratsRule #Woke #RepublicanTraitors #TrumpCrimes #ArrestTrump
All real Americans wanted this piece of shit to go to prison. Because he is a fucking criminal and a terrorist and a rapist and a traitor. Instead, he gets to become president and avoid prison. 2024 was the year both justice and democracy died in America. What a shithole country.
“70% the illegal weapons seized from criminals in Mexico come from your country. We do not produce these weapons, nor do we consume synthetic drugs. Tragically, it is in our country that lives are lost to the violence resulting from meeting the drug demand in yours.” - President Sheinbaum to Trump.
trump grabbed the DOJ by the Merrick Garland. Got away with everything. Even got rewarded for his crimes by becoming president again. Fuck all of you who push back when I say this is a shithole country. If it’s not, how the fuck did this terrorist criminal rapist get “reelected.”
Trump brags that he got Mexicos new president to stop illegal migration from Mexico. The New Mexican President says that is not what she said at all😂😂😂
https://t.co/uULG1Nxh1Z
There are a ZILLION reasons our government could refuse to certify the 2024 election. RUSSIAN INTERFERENCE with bomb threats. Serious VOTING IRREGULARITIES. STARLINK. VOTING MACHINE issues. Trump INELIGIBLE due to INSURRECTION and TREASON. Trump's THREAT TO DEMOCRACY. Etc!