Phuc King Guy

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@rubbadonga Rubbadonga or Erich #hoeishfemalenames

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@rubbadonga You know how I know you're a pussy? You don't tweet, you tweef. And you'll probably retweef this.

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Is Denis Leary the new Jeff Foxworthy? "You know you're a douchebag when..."

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@rubbadonga no, it was chicken noodle soup.

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"What's wrong?" never works.

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@rubbadonga Rapists always win

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@rubbadonga get a new avatar pic...i'm tired of looking at The Edge in a hemp parka

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I've got 99 problems and AIDS is one #gaythuglife

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jizzle on my nizzle..oh snap! got shizzle on my dizzle! #gaythuglife

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@rubbadonga if i was an octopus, i'd give them all a reach-around

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@rubbadonga one rimjob two years ago and you think we're lovers

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@rubbadonga Aw yeah...suck a bag of ducks

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@rubbadonga it means the loud speaker spoke up and said give up

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@rubbadonga Safety Dance

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@rubbadonga Suck it, Ducks