You know what’s funny is that Daejon Love pretended to be an NFL player and had women give him money in his scheme and got arrested, Yet Brett Favre an actual NFL QB stole over 10 million dollars from a state welfare fund, instead of arresting him they retired his number and gave him a pass
𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Raiders star RB Ashton Jeanty could easily play in the NBA 😱🥶
Ashton is only 5-foot-8, 208 pounds, and can dunk a basketball.
Jeanty's genetics need to be studied.
🚨TRENDING: ESPN analyst Monica McNutt said that little girls are drawn to and have become fans of #WNBA superstar Caitlin Clark because she is white.
“She’s a white Girl.”
This clip has gone viral on social media:
Linda calls out the WNBA for their stupidity of leaving Caitlin's image off graphics, how the CC effect had 20,000 fans instead of their 8000 avg at Toronto and how she doesn't expect CC to win MVP bcuz of who votes and who they want to protect by not voting for her
My landlord called me after I complained about my $1,240 electric bill.
Landlord: “You probably used more electricity than usual.”
Me: “My previous bill was $86.”
Landlord: “Maybe your air conditioner ran more.”
Me: “I was out of town for 11 days.”
That finally got his attention.
I sent him the bill.
He told me to contact the utility company.
So I did.
The representative checked my account and confirmed the meter was working normally.
Then I asked:
“Can you tell me what that meter actually serves?”
She said:
“According to our records, your apartment.”
I asked:
“Are you sure?”
This is the NFL's personal conduct policy.
How can the NFL discipline players for this policy and say with a straight face that Mike Vrabel didn't undermine the integrity of the NFL? GTFO.
We have a 4-time league MVP on one of the biggest sports shows talking about how the Mike Vrabel-Dianna Russini scandal may have involved TAMPERING and NFL awards shenanigans. It's now mainstream to suggest AP votes were being traded for money or sex. The NFL has been dragged through the mud relentlessly since April because of Mike and Dianna....But Mike Vrabel didn't undermine the integrity of the NFL?
This position is laughable and not worthy of future comment.
Irony alert: Cheryl Reeve, the WNBA coach who wore a "Trans Kids Belong" shirt to troll Sophie Cunningham, gets upset whenever men take coaching jobs from women.
Two women are chatting in an office.
Woman 1: "I had sex last night, did you?"
Woman 2: "Yes."
Woman 1: "Was it good?"
Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?"
Woman 1: "Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We then had an hour long session of fantastic sex and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!"
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
Husband 1: "You wanted sex last night, how was it?"
Husband 2: "Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, had sex with my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?"
Husband 1: "It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour - and when we got home I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! I was so angry that I couldn't get it up for an hour and then I couldn't climax for another hour. After I finally did, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!"🥰🤣🤣🤣
A guy was ready to drop $1,500 on a new OLED TV because his 3-year-old Smart TV was freezing up and took 5 seconds just to respond to the remote.
He unplugged it. Deleted old apps. Cleared the cache. The lag kept coming back.
He went to Best Buy to get a replacement.
The home theater installer in the blue shirt stopped him: "Before you spend a grand, let me show you something."
He grabbed a remote and shook his head.
"There are 8 hidden tracking settings throttling your TV's processor right now. Manufacturers turn them all on by default. Nobody tells you they exist. Let's fix this."
Here's what he showed him in the next 8 minutes. 🧵
“Did we just become best friends?!”
The #Raiders legit pulled off a perfect Step Brothers spoof with Fernando Mendoza and Kirk Cousins 😂😂😂
(🎥 @Raiders)
Quantum computing is on track to become an $850 billion industry by 2040, with $65 billion in government money already committed worldwide.
It's in the same window the internet had in 1992 and cloud computer had in 2010.
3 quantum stocks I'm looking at in 2026:🧵