Phil Turner

[Joaconel. @Joaconel]

Un gol de Messi que hasta hace 2 segundos no te acordabas de su existencia sería tranquilamente el mejor gol de la carrera de cualquier otro futbolista, nunca en la vida vamos a ver algo igual

[Carl Anka @Ankaman616]

I went to bed mad and woke up madder.
The last 30 minutes were tactical cowardice in the extreme from a manager who was explicitly hired not to do that.

[England @England]

This moment! 🤩

#OnThisDay in 2024, Ollie Watkins scored an injury time winner to send us to the #EURO2024 final 👊

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Oh mate, Crouch and Kane at full-time is outstanding. What a video. That’s incredible. ❤️

[Mohammad @BarcaWriter]

أحلى لقطة بالمباراة تقريباً

في الشوط الأول اغيري مدرب المكسيك نادى على جوردون وقاله: جوردون F*ck You 😂

[Bd@irB@ll @Bd_irB_ll]

You can have watched Messi a million times and it never quite feels like you've done it enough

[Dexx @fcb_dexx]

The match that made Wayne Rooney tweet this 😮‍💨

[Jimmy @FCBJimmy_]

I apologize in advance if this applies to you but I sincerely believe that if you think Ronaldo was ever close to Messi, you are of an objectively lower mental status than me, something akin to a sea urchin or maybe a mussel.

[Very Brexit Problems @VeryBrexitProbs]

Norfolk is 95% white. Fewer than one in fifteen residents was born outside the UK. Yet this lady thinks immigration is the most important issue facing the country.

She is not describing what she sees. She is describing what GB News, the Daily Mail and FB memes have told her is happening.

[. @Erwin6_]

He also made sure you were in the pics for his goals

[Fathalli @FathalliMo]

Protects the ball with his arms and body, rides contact with great balance, and still finds the control to sell that subtle feint before shifting inside.

That last chop… I have no words for that.

[𝙁 @fuadyabz23]

Bruno Fernandes - Initiative

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Concern grows for Suella Braverman as she completely forgets she spent nine years as part of the Conservative government, including two periods as Home Secretary, responsible for immigration.

[Mike Holden @MikeHolden42]

This fucker literally called for the UK to help Trump in the actions that caused this price hike.

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

I'm sorry, can we take a minute for this worldie of a pass from Bruno Fernandes? That is extraordinary. First time, off balance, on a platter. That was David Beckham coded. https://t.co/mnV566wmZg

[Jay 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @jordanpbanks]

Dear Lorry Drivers,

See when you're trying to overtake other lorry drivers, have you ever considered driving faster than them??

Signed, other road users.

[tree @treeonchain]

Suddenly, you're 27.

You make your coffee, rush to work, come home around 7, and you're too tired to do anything except eat, scroll on your phone, and pass out.

Then you wake up, and do it all again.

And when Friday comes, maybe you go out, or maybe you're just too tired. Then, out of nowhere, it hits you.

How did everything pass by so quickly?

You don't even feel 27.

You still feel like that 17 year old kid who thought they had all the time in the world.

But somehow, 10 years just disappeared. And you start missing the past. The feeling of being young, excited, and clueless.

But then you realize, one day, you'll miss this, too.

Being 25, being confused, being tired, but still trying.

So maybe the trick is to slow down a bit and actually live this chapter before it also becomes just another memory.

The point is no matter what age you are, you’ll miss these days. Life gets busy sometimes and it’s always a good time to stop and smell the roses.

[Oli Dugmore @OliDugmore]

Nothing happened, never met her, paid her £12m, then stripped of your royal title.

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

"I don't think Reform have got any interest in what goes on around here. They're just a load of multimillionaires from England."

This Caerphilly man spells out why Nigel Farage didn't win the by-election.