Paula

larger than a microwave but smaller than a car. She/her

[Paula @phumbs]

Who knew the Oscars Speech that would make me cry would come from the winner for best makeup and hairstyling. #MaRaineysBlackBottom #mianeal

[Rebecca Merkley @Bamerkley]

I'm just a girl, standing in front of her province, asking it not to vote in a racist -homophobe

[Paula @phumbs]

Sometimes I think to myself “man, humanity is looking pretty bleak right now. People will read about this in the history books and wonder what the hell we we were thinking.” And then I realize no one will be around to read about it because it’s the END OF THE FUCKINH WORLD.

[Paula @phumbs]

My 7 year pen is dying. AND I STILL HAVE 6 YEARS TO GO. I’ve been lied to! #typeaproblems

[Paula @phumbs]

We’re revamping our tired old (confusing) curriculum! The theatre one is from the 70s! #BetterOffWithRachel

[Alberta NDP @albertaNDP]

Jason Kenney asked a question.
He was counting on negativity and trolls.
Instead, positivity and real Albertans are winning.
The response has been HUGE. People are saying, they’re #BetterOffWithRachel. 👍
Check out the hashtag.
Join in.
Share your story.
#abndp

[Paula @phumbs]

We had a provincial green energy initiative come to our house and make it more efficient (new lightbulbs, new faucet taps, new showerhead) for FREE!! #BetterOffWithRachel

[Paula @phumbs]

Today i booked campsites for 14 people, Ben had a conference call to plan a stag, and then we worked on our drag race fantasy league spreadsheet. We consider friendship a full time job, apparently. #palsss

[Paula @phumbs]

Last class of my (2nd) undergrad today. Then, DRAG QUEENS!! 👸🏾Happy valentines to me!! #hatersroast #teamanyonebuttrinity

[Paula @phumbs]

@JuliaTheGrouch @JuliaTheGrouch i know I’m all grown up but... will you teach me anyway?

[Paula @phumbs]

My dentist’s office is playing the elevator version of Barbie Girl. I’m amazed and disgusted. #lifeinplastic

[Paula @phumbs]

Tweeting a request to @MilkCartonKids... would you consider playing “stealing romance” tonight in #edmonton? It was the first dance at our wedding, and I don’t think we’ve ever heard it live

[Paula @phumbs]

Has anyone seen my mitten? #lonelymitten

[Paula @phumbs]

@dsteelegm Oh, just eating... 😂

[Paula @phumbs]

Here at the #hellmouth, we’re 4 pumpkin pies in (ps. We’re not celebrating till tomorrow, Ben’s just #basic, loves him some pumpkin spice)

[Paula @phumbs]

@_luctellier YAS! Mat and Ben and I are going tonight. #cantwait

[Paula @phumbs]

Birds keep getting drunk off the berries in our yard and flying into our windows. #getittogether #SoberOctober

[Paula @phumbs]

Good morning. Just opened the compost to find a mouse jumping at me and I think I might be dead now. 😵

[Paula @phumbs]

Ohhhh @IKEACanada you are killing us today. (We don’t need two fridges) (now we need to wait 45 minutes to return it) (this is trip 3/4 to ikea today, because they needed our receipt to give us our kitchen)

[Paula @phumbs]

Left my keys AND wallet at the theatre... but I brought my show watch home so... #fairtrade? #tiredtuesday