Phumulo

[Phumulo @phumoolo]

@ThandiweKMwanza My tweets aren’t a safe space to voice your opinions. This account is a dictatorship. I am not here to engage in discourse; I am simply here to state my opinions

[MaNkhosi @Thabi_kaNkosi]

Coming back from my flu leave

[uncle keef (IG:Keithwayne__) @keithwayne__]

STOP giving these niggas the benefit of the doubt and START doubting the benefits of these niggas

[k @yslnadi]

How life feels when nobody’s demonic son is bothering me

[Phumulo @phumoolo]

Yall won. About to rewatch Suits for the fiftyleventh million time

[Pintu @Pintuu0]

When someone asks you “ what’s wrong??” but nothing is wrong,that’s just how your face looks

[audrey @audreyficus2]

the typa man you meet 5 mins after starting a new relationship

[preye🤎 @tessysmitha]

No single woman sees her ex years later and says, “Wow, I lost a great man.” It’s always, “Whew, what a bullet I dodged,” and that says more than enough.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

how it feels to say "idk" to stuff u actually know but explaining takes efforts

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[🇨🇩🇿🇦🇨🇮🇬🇭FN-8448🇸🇳🇨🇻🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Tigu_El]

Zambia Ku chalo 😭😭😭😭

[Obaa Afya Hipsy🧚🏼‍♀️🧡 @Hipsy_afya]

skit was so good it made niggas who got mocked crash out 😭

[Azazel @AzarilMalak]

This really only works if neither are truly practicing

[Phumulo @phumoolo]

Abaume te munobe lurrr

[Adrianne Curry @AdrianneCurry]

You look at her...and you know exactly who she is. No confusion. No wondering what she did to her face. Just...her.
Aging is a gift denied to many

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"if u need anything just call me"

Also me:

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

falling out of love is one thing but slowly realizing your friend isn't a good person/not in alignment with you and needs to be let go is a pain that isn't talked about enough

[tse gima (2x caf champions league winner)⭐️⭐️ @eksejoey]

no PPE just mdubulo LV shades😭😭🔥

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

The Roman guards watching the guy they crucified 3 days ago just walk by

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

“I want a boyfriend”
me every time a guy talks

[bonita lo thee oracle @TheDivineBruxa]

Real 💅