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[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The QR-code menu era needs to end. I honestly just want to sit, look at an actual menu, and order my food.😭

[T.A.C! @OderaTAC]

Niggas start going to the gym and suddenly start calling chicken “protein”

[M @Mimizababyhof]

Guys we don’t care about what you think about A-Reece hey.

[wambui @wambuijoan2024]

More than 16 years of education, yet no one taught us how to console a grieving friend or what to say when someone we love is at their lowest.

[AceMentor @AceMentorXX]

A-Reece must have been really locked in when he made "Today's Tragedy, Tomorrow's Memory"

You only make that type of project when you're in your element without pressure.

[Uzane @uzanethegoat]

posting your wins on whatsapp

[Amigo @Topboix]

tiktok be like "from your contacts", wdym bro who is this?😭😭😭

[Kongo @KongoFuture]

Codeine Crazy

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

#IDontWannaKnow #KeepMeOutOfTheLoop #DoNotInformMe #NotInterestedInKnowing #IgnoranceIsBliss #UninvolveMeImmediately

[𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐞 @tsitsiii_t]

wa ba serious ba dlala ka wena, wa dlala ba ba serious ka wena

[Trojan Horse 🇿🇦 @MnisiModimo]

For a chiskop you should just buy your own mochene man, you are holding up the line for us with healthy hairlines

[dedrickshoots @dedrickshootsss]

👍🏼

[VEEZE @CbfwVeeze]

notmyhoenotmyproblem

[Juice @LebogangBoikan7]

Naartjies are so convenient they peel off so easily. 10/10 fruit

[BLAISE🧃 @EngrAtule]

You accidentally made eye contact with the teacher and now he’s explaining everything just to you, so you make this move https://t.co/9ACIM5BHXE

[Inevitable @Santgohard]

I wanted you to race my mind, I got the key

[* @NAESlNTERLUDE]

If Virginia Beach come on stfu around me til the song is over

[ELI @Elishabenson_]

Me on my way to do the dishes then someone tells me to do it.

[david @eponchuks]

Me when I’m about to greet an elderly person and they say “can’t you greet”

[jay @sirjay2305]

Having a nice football chat with someone and he suddenly says Ronaldo is better than Messi.