Austin

Perpetually Bewildered ⭕🎈

[Austin @phunkonomics]

I think it's time for Tim Ream to hang up the cleats.....God damn

[Austin @phunkonomics]

Game of the tournament, Mexico/England delivered the drama 👏👏

[Austin @phunkonomics]

Croatia was 100% robbed that game. FIFA made the call. So blatantly obvious. Shame way to end an incredible match

[Austin @phunkonomics]

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[Austin @phunkonomics]

Boy's Life by Robert McCammon. Very fun, coming of age novel with mystery and magic sprinkled on every page. One of my favorite reads of the year, 10/10 🚲

[Austin @phunkonomics]

@BarstoolBigCat @kellykeegs Will they serve section 119 spicy chicken sandwiches during the ceremony? (Phish deep cut for my fellow nerds)

[Austin @phunkonomics]

@PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat Diarrhea was a miss here, harder to spell than you think

[Austin @phunkonomics]

This USA team is fun as hell to watch 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #WorldCup

[Austin @phunkonomics]

Cape Verde I was not familiar with your game, wow 😳

[Austin @phunkonomics]

Has to be one of the best USA games of all time. I know it's group stage, but tonight the boys were humming like I've never seen before 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Austin @phunkonomics]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Pulisic you fucking BEAUT!!!!

[Austin @phunkonomics]

First goal to start the World Cup always hits like crack 💉⚽

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

MEXICO SCORES THE FIRST GOAL OF THE 2026 FIFA WORLD CUP 🇲🇽

It's Julián Quiñones in the scoresheet!

[Austin @phunkonomics]

Best player my eyes have ever seen, the goat 🐐🐐🐐🐐

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Eden Hazard signed for Chelsea #OnThisDay in 2012. 💙✨

[Austin @phunkonomics]

Elevation by Stephen King. Might be the most uplifting story King has ever written. A quick and beautiful read. You'll feel weightless and elevated after this one 🎇

[Austin @phunkonomics]

Steinbeck can write the fuck out of a landscape though. No doubt he is a master of the English language

[Austin @phunkonomics]

East of Eden by John Steinbeck. Put me in the minority here, but this book didn't blow me away. Good, yes, Great, I don't think so. I get the biblical parallels and beautiful insights, but this book felt flat, melodramatic, and a simple good/evil storyline. Sorry!

[Austin @phunkonomics]

Arsenal Haters UNITE!!!! Wow was that satisfying!!!

[Austin @phunkonomics]

Chelsea ending the season on a red card seems like a perfect capsulation of this garbage season 🗑️🗑️🗑️

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

🔴 Fofana's shown a second yellow card. We're down to ten.

🐈‍⬛ 2-1 🔵 [62] #CFC | #SUNCHE

[Austin @phunkonomics]

HULL CITY!!!

[Austin @phunkonomics]

Azpilicueta holds a special place in my heart. Tough as nails Captain who played old school with this physicality and brilliant player on reading the game. Always prepared for big moments. A true Chelsea for Life 💙

[César Azpilicueta @CesarAzpi]

Dear football,

Today, I want to share with you that this season will be my last as a professional footballer. After so many years living my dream, I feel it’s time to start a new chapter in my life.

Being honest, even though I have been preparing myself for this moment, I found it hard to write this letter. After 20 seasons , many people have played an important role in my career.

When I first kicked a ball as a child in Pamplona with my schoolmates, I never imagined the amazing journey ahead. I’m grateful for every moment: the wins, the tough losses, the challenges, and most of all, the people I’ve met and the friendships I’ve made along the way.

To my teammates, coaches, and every staff member at all the clubs I’ve been lucky to be part of, thank you for helping me grow as a person and a player every day. Wearing the shirts of CA Osasuna, Olympique Marseille, Chelsea FC, Atlético de Madrid, Sevilla FC, and representing my country at the biggest stages has been a true privilege. Every moment has meant so much to me…