phunkpai

Speedrunner, Shitposter and Professional Live Action Roleplayer | Previously ran @deadlock hub

[Cloud9 Deadlock @C9DLock]

Greetings from the Cursed Apple

The Melee Creeps are on Cloud9.

[phunkpai @phunkpai]

2 years later: make sure you schedule your good morning messages to cncbunni at random times so it doesn't look scheduled

[phunkpai @phunkpai]

just made a scavenger hunt where i schedule cryptic messages over the next year to random old friends. this way they have to get back together to find a buried treasure (free discord nitro)

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friend stole my penta but he doesn't know i have a penta denial kink #BonerVille

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@zenodeadlock yea i'm honestly tired of seeing goon bait characters be S-tier forever, she needs a nerf asap

[phunkpai @phunkpai]

really insane how popular deadlock is despite being in an invite alpha. can't believe there's 2 people in graves costumes in this video

[phunkpai @phunkpai]

i went on vacation during the entire first vote duration and came back to all the new heroes. now i have to be reminded of my choice every day.

this should be your reminder that you should always keep playing video games and abandon your loved ones.

[Dead Air @DeadlockAir]

⭐️ NEW Voting Sticker Visual Update

[phunkpai @phunkpai]

@vegasdl Hey man sorry about afking last game, My wife went into labor and I had to drive her to the hospital. They’re twins! In your honor I’ve named them Vey (Ve) and Gas (Gas). Sorry again about the loss, Bro fist and we’re good? 👊

[phunkpai @phunkpai]

deadlock nightshift 62 - halloween special

[phunkpai @phunkpai]

team usa: hey why does our shiv have such low damage?

snakes (shiv):

[Goober70 @goober70000]

The whole USA vs Brazil showmatch was such a mess, I'm honestly so glad its over with. Snakes acting the way he was, especially involving a charity tournament, made the whole thing really awkward. Unfortunately because of this among other things I will step away from Team USA.

[phunkpai @phunkpai]

thank god likes are private lol

[phunkpai @phunkpai]

"yo guys rift is spawning yellow"

my teammates:

[𝐍𝐨𝐯𝐚 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬🖤✨ @NovaNova266079]

The World's Slowest Man... or a Real-Life Superhuman?

[phunkpai @phunkpai]

kid on chatgpt: why do boogers taste so good

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@EskayUpdates oh my god its my fualt. they patched out the (1) squares shredding midboss.... i didn't update my build in time...

[phunkpai @phunkpai]

yo i'm so sorry @eskay520 they literally patched out the (1) squares hitting objectives when violet came out... i didn't update the build in time... i... i trolled you.

[Eskay Updates 🐳 @EskayUpdates]

apparently solomon can solo midboss at 15mins (don't do that)

[phunkpai @phunkpai]

solomon method: draw zero attention to yourself.

a humble king doesn't require rewards; they only require results. allow your pawns to relish in their "accolades" as you quietly pull the strings from your throne.

[phunkpai @phunkpai]

@ambwyy well well well

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i’m a 43 year old single father with 3 children and the only birthday i get is the balloons on my profile every year (27 😅)

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@poroc45768564hu check again. BTW I LIKED 2 OF UR RECENT 5 WTF. WTF. WTF. Genuine likes only from ur good pal.

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the monk has arrived in eternus.
ignore that loss, i was playing with my third eye closed.

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@poroc45768564hu like the tweet pawn