maddie

egg everything bagel

[maddie @phxgaga]

kermit the frog is one of the greatest vocalists of our time

[maddie @phxgaga]

and this is why they’re the best slice in nyc

[sam @sam_d_1995]

lmfao in case you needed proof of how stupid NYC’s new outdoor dining rules are, L’industrie (top slice shop in the city) just parked an old school bus outside and turned it into a dining area

[cheyenne 🦋 @reddskyy_]

does the road to 270 have a cliff i can drive off of

[Natalie @jbfan911]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to take PTO

[Karli Marulli @karlimarulli]

its so hot i can smell each material my apartment is made of

[picardie aurora @picardie_aurora]

people who get off at my bus stop have a certain wisdom all too rare in the world today. people who get off at the bus stop before mine are doubtless idlers. people who get off at stops after mine have ways that are foreign and uncertain but one imagines idolatrous

[Comrade Ohio @ComradeOhio]

Today I'm thinking of Aaron Bushnell

[jorjor wel @tinygreenbug]

used to be as a frog you could say “ribbit.” but you can’t do that anymore. because of croak

[holden m. accountable @noahpasaran]

it would suck to live in Ancient Greece. you’re making a smoothie at Greek Jamba Juice and a customer goes “you’re so good at making smoothies! perhaps even better than the gods” and suddenly Opora, the goddess of fruit harvests, has turned you into a mango

[rosie @crookedcourses]

a mouse leaving his apartment: phone, wallet, cheese

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

I'd love to visit the Planet of the Apes one day. Where is it?

[j @joyci_schecter]

cannot stop thinking about oomf telling me she asks chatgpt to speak as rupaul to summarize confusing topics

[maddie @phxgaga]

the niche intersection of phoenix x cincinnati content that can only be found on this app

[maddie @phxgaga]

scorsese watch your back

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

In 2024, Wallace & Gromit return with a new movie.

Their first film in 16 years.

[angelRay ✧✶✧ 🦊 @angelray2k]

bushwick tattoo artists be like new flash sheet

[val @valyeeet]

phineas and ferb: we're building a rollercoaster today
perry's subplot:
https://t.co/jWduGqH0Ph

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

“important to keep in mind that the idf thought they were killing palestinian women instead of israeli hostages”

[sara PRE-ORDER THE RED SACRAMENT 7.7.26 hinkley @boneysoups]

if I was in the overlook hotel for the winter i’d be fine

[McCoolio @LEGOR2D2scream]

this is my new favorite video

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

brushing one's teeth... a farewell to treats. good night, sweet delicacies, my mouth knows only tooth paste now. perhaps tomorrow we will meet again