Phylactery

1% Evil
99% Hot Gas

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Portfolio is done, I can draw whatever I want again (and I got in)!!! 🎉🎉

I have no idea what to draw, comment a thing and I will draw said thing

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@PrairiePhlox @zee_zok

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@SweetBeanAmin Amin you rule!!!

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@waspsnrazors Seems to me I'm missing 100% of the context here, farewell

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@waspsnrazors Maybe not live, just vacation

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@waspsnrazors For the first day or two I'd probably really like this

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@MattMcMuscles @Kieeeeern @SEGA Sonic spinball 😂😂

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@BernieSanders

[🙈🙉🙊 @___Unicron___]

@GovernorKayIvey George Carlin on abortion in 1996. Sadly, this is still relevant today. Carlin could rise from the dead tomorrow, do this exact same bit and it would make perfect sense.

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@AntiHornyAlt LET 👏 DOGS 👏 VOTE 👏

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YEAH

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@MattMcMuscles RELIVE THE UNEXPECTEDLY LARGE QUANTITY OF FISH

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@terriaxoxo https://t.co/xnbG9yJZDE

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@Jaquin_S Ramrod

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@AntiHornyAlt @CandiceAiston New speedrun category and WR 0.0001s

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*replaces 1 fuse in car by reading very clear idiot-proof instructions both in manual and on fuse case*

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@TomFulp @ninja_muffin99 "This time, I'm really gonma do it."

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So glad farmers are finally paying their respects to all the pigs they had to strangle out to make this spaghetti 😊🙏🙏

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"Ah, pumpkin juice" Harry said. "This will wash down the pumpkin pastry nicely." "God fuck who makes things out of PUMPKIN" another child said "can I please get a fucking sprite or something" two dementors in pumpkin costumes dragged him away. "They'll kill him now" ron cheered