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The Ass Bandit™

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

Sleeping in a tank top be like…

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@panfuckingcakes I was just lying there when I heard the intro, and I thought surly they are more careful with the playli..oh. nope. They're not.
I had a chuckle. I can imagine many others probably wouldn't.

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The cancer center has jokes.
Soundtrack for treatment today?

https://t.co/iH3FnG5pRd

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Jesus. 🤣🤣

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

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@MyBearNinja @BlackHatNanny We could put a lot of people to work, making rope and building gallows.

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29 days.

Wtf are we doing here?

[i Expose Racists & Pedos @SeeRacists]

🚨 A Waco attorney originally charged with continuous sexual abuse of a young child was released early after serving just 29 days for “good behavior”

Adam Hoffman pleaded guilty to reduced misdemeanor charges and was sentenced to 60 days.

He walked free after less than a month and is not required to register as a sex offender.

This case highlights how serious charges against children can get significantly reduced.

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@BlackHatNanny "Could receive between 5 and 20 years" is ridiculous.

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@panfuckingcakes 🤦‍♀️

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@CoachBourbonUSA Apparently, there are a lot of people out here who do not understand how that works. 🤷‍♀️

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@MyBearNinja

[Sadie @Sadie_NC]

Was this true for you?
😂😂