Parody's Nuts

Chaotic Neutral Terrible Pun Teller.
Bigots/Paid Bots/Bad Faith Arguments = Blocked.
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If this place rapidly implodes or I say something that pisses off our new overlord, here's other places you can find me:
Discord: valrix#4629
Mastodon: @[email protected]

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If you play Palia on Steam this weekend, you can gain entry to win a Steam Deck OLED! Let's gooo! https://t.co/j14Bhk1vyq #Palia

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@stealth_riot Good job noticing the signs. You and your gf did a great job handling your friend. You honestly might have saved them from human trafficking, depending on where you were, etc.

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@ColosusWord @ipatrol6010 @lilybwees That's a lot of words just to say you're going to conflate the meaning to fit your narrative. Sounds like you're the one who doesn't really understand how words work. Typical Christian fuckery

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@ColosusWord @ipatrol6010 @lilybwees So you agree then, cool

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@ColosusWord @ipatrol6010 @lilybwees Is oil afraid of water? No, but it's hydrophobic. A phobia doesn't exclusively mean there's an irrational fear, it also can mean an inability to mix. Homophobia is just an easy way to say you don't mix with the LGBTQ.

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@DussopsFables @sloushu Oh shit it's Dussop

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@nachtflugel_art

[Isi Breen @isaiah_bb]

“Do you regret taking money from programs that may have led to people dying?”

“No. It was more important to reduce the deficit from $2 trillion to almost nothing.”

“And did you reduce the deficit at all?”

“No.”

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He still deserves a manslaughter charge. First, he broke two rules of gun safety:
1. Finger off the trigger until ready to shoot.
2. ever aim at anything you're not willing to destroy.
A drunk driver that hits someone, or crashes with a passenger, has still committed manslaughter

[Pedro L. Gonzalez @emeriticus]

In Texas, a daughter asked her father a question about Trump: “How would you feel if I was the girl in that situation and I’d been sexually assaulted?” He said that he “had two other daughters who lived with him so it would not upset him that much.” Then he shot her dead.

But it gets even worse: “no criminal case was brought against Kris Harrison (the father) after a grand jury in Collin County declined to indict him.”

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@shin_joyboy @dirtyzickes @InsidiousTeaCup @ambrlo @vibing_im @AshAgony Of course you would, you're 12

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@tschu_22 @poisonjr Sometimes it really does feel like like there are 5 Dakotas between Oregon and California

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@HemlockTapioca I love that southern Oregon and the tip of Northern California are the only places in the west. Never would have guessed it with how many friends talk about their love of sweet tea

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Minecraft Goatse

[Enderman @endermanch]

The worst logo I've seen in a while. This was a registered trademark of the «Shareware Marketing» company based in the UK. The logo was supposed to depict a floppy disk being passed from one person to another.

https://t.co/YRBtMcCTwz

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@SethAbramson The NYT has been shit for a while. Sometimes a decent article comes out, but it's often drivel like this or opinion pieces that have little to no investigative effort put into it

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@bsteir17 @joeroganhq He prefers tea(nage girls)

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@Gregtjone @casualokclover @ManiamAkash @joeroganhq They're in your mom's mouth bro

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@Duskade @DizTheDumm @CeoOfMarie_ Bro will never reach the absolute territory with that attitude

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@Marcodmeatball 007 Goldeneye and it still hits

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@DrNeilStone @SenBillCassidy

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@juk_dohl @girldrawsghosts