Eric Phythyon

2014 Mistletoe Mile Winner

[Eric Phythyon @phythyonE]

THATS ME!!! https://t.co/qiVflZccRl

[ESPN @espn]

It's over, Cleveland. It's really over.

The city has its first major title in 52 yrs. Time to party like it's 1964!

[Eric Phythyon @phythyonE]

@LandonTengwall What I wouldn’t give for another Den Tuesday with $2 anything

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when you’re stretching in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
—George Orwell, 1984

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

staff only

[✰ @juicenotthekid_]

looks like Batman to me

[Penn State Football @PennStateFball]

The vision is clear.

[Penn State Football @PennStateFball]

Officially official.

Welcome to Happy Valley, Coach Campbell!

#WeAre

[Cleveland Cavaliers @cavs]

NO WORDS. ADMIN HAS NO WORDS. #LetEmKnow

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

what a speech from TC. this means it’s a white boy fall

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

LeBron James records entering Year 23:

1st in PTS
1st in MP
1st in All-Star selections
1st in All-NBA selections
1st in First-Team All-NBA selections
1st in seasons played (soon)
1st in 30-point games
1st in 20-point games
1st in 10-point games
1st in playoff PTS
1st in playoff W
1st in playoff MP
1st in playoff GP
1st in playoff FGM
1st in playoff STL
1st in playoff FTM
1st in playoff DREB
1st in Finals triple-doubles

Only player with 50K combined PTS
Only player with 40K PTS
Only player with 10K REB & 10K AST
Only player with 8K playoff PTS
Only player with 7K playoff PTS
Only player with 6K playoff PTS
Only player with 25 PPG in 20 seasons
Only player with a 40-PT game vs. every team
Only player to win FMVP with 3 franchises
Only player to avg. a triple-double in Finals
Only player to lead both teams in PTS, REB, AST, STL, BLK in a playoff series

Youngest No. 1 overall pick
Youngest to win ROY
Youngest to score 40 PTS in a game
Youngest to score 30 PTS in a game
Youngest to average 30 PPG
Youngest to average 25 PPG
Youngest to average 20 PPG
Youngest to earn All-NBA
Youngest to earn All-NBA First Team
Youngest to hit every milestone 1K-40K PTS
Oldest to average 30 PPG
Oldest to average 25 PPG
Oldest to average 20 PPG
Oldest to score 40 PTS in a game
Oldest to record a 30-point triple-double
Oldest to earn All-NBA

[char @govassignedgoth]

i do not “check stats”. i do not compare players, i do not do sports betting, i do not look at player rankings. I TURN ON THE GAME. and if we lose, I KILL MYSELF.

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

what my body dysmorphia has me convinced i look like in public

[Penn State Football @PennStateFball]

IT’S A @COLLEGEGAMEDAY SATURDAY IN HAPPY VALLEY!!!

[Penn State Football @PennStateFball]

Greetings from Happy Valley 🌄

[James Franklin @coachjfranklin]

Oregon, Oregon, Oregon!!!
#WeAre

[Penn State Football @PennStateFball]

WAKE UP, IT’S GAME DAY!!!

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Trump is bailing out a foreign country while saying we don’t have enough money for child cancer research.

[nugget chef @jayhaykid]

When a person in a row behind me thinks they're getting off the plane before me

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Trump's America

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

hell yeah I can