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[. @phyzerr]

Japanese men with his daughter when they refuses to have sex with him

[もっつん🇯🇵 @Japan_First_RS]

ムスリム
「すみません。音楽を消してもらえますか？」

運転手
「音楽を消す？なんで？」

ムスリム
「音楽はハラームだからです」

運転手
「ハラーム？誰が音楽はハラームだって言ったんだ？」

ムスリム
「ムハンマドの時代には音楽なんて無かったんですよ？」

運転手
「ムハンマドの時代には音楽が無かったって？ 分かった。じゃあ車から降りてくれ」

ムスリム
「なんでですか？」

運転手
「だって、ムハンマドの時代には車だってなかっただろ。降りて、ラクダにでも迎えに来てもらえ」

[. @phyzerr]

And here we were told that Ronaldo was holding Bruno Fernandes back at the World Cup.

[. @phyzerr]

This Manchester United team can’t even wait for their fans to tune in before conceding.

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If messi ever comments like this for cristiano, they will throw him out of Argentina

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🇵🇹🫂🇦🇷 Cristiano Ronaldo: “Leo, so many years defending your country and a story that will live on forever”.

“You have all my respect for everything you’ve achieved with Argentina. A hug”.

[. @phyzerr]

Cristiano Ronaldo just overshadowed Messi’s farewell game with a single statement, that speaks volumes.

[. @phyzerr]

Ronaldo casually diverted all the attention and ruined the Messi's retirement day.😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇵🇹 OFFICIAL! CRISTIANO RONALDO STATEMENT: “This is the truth on what has happened with Jorge Jesus”.

As I promised, I decided to recount, in the first person and directly, the circumstances surrounding the last training camp of the National Team.

After the 2026 World Cup I prepared a letter to the Portuguese people, which I still keep, with the words I want to address to them when I leave our team for good.

At the end of the competition, already on the flight back from the United States, the President of the Federation asked and insisted that I reconsider the decision to leave, because the FPF wanted me to continue.

Right afterwards he asked me for my opinion on the name of the current head coach, which he was considering alongside other names he did not reveal to me.

I told the President of the Federation that, in my opinion, it would be the right choice.

That is why, on the day the current head coach was presented, I was genuinely happy with the choice. It was the right option, as the results are confirming.

A few days later I received a first contact from the new national team coach saying he would like to meet me in person. I said yes and we scheduled it for the end of my holidays.

We met at the Cidade do Futebol, where my club was holding its pre-season training camp.
That day the coach told me he was counting on me and that my presence was fundamental to his project. He presented me, right there, with a plan for my participation. He told me I would play the first match and the last one, and that for reasons of physical management he would always make three to four changes per match.

At that point he raised the possibility of me not travelling with the national team to Norway and Denmark. He proposed that I play the first match and stay in Portugal, then rejoin before the match at the Dragão.

I refused this proposal immediately. It seemed obvious to me that I could not accept it. It was not because I would not play the matches abroad that I would stop captaining our team. That privilege of staying in Portugal would not be a good example.

The coach ended up agreeing with my analysis.

This conversation was attended by Simão Coutinho, sporting director of Al Nassr, the person to whom the current coach reported throughout last season and one of those responsible for his signing by the club in 2025.

On the eve of the start of the camp the coach came to my house in Lisbon, at his request, for another conversation with me. The conversation was calm and all the principles agreed in August were maintained.

I played the match at Alvalade and, although substituted, I made no problem of it. I put the armband on Bruno Fernandes myself, far from imagining that I might be taking my last steps as a player and captain of the National Team. What mattered to me that day was our victory. Winning is always good; in Portugal and for my country, even better.

At lunchtime on the day of the match in Norway, an assistant to the coach came to the table where the group was having lunch and informed me that the coach wanted to speak to me.

To my absolute surprise, the coach asked me if I was fit to play 30 minutes. I was fully focused on my physical recovery, integrated with my teammates as always, and thinking that I would not play that day. Without any problem.

This request was something outside my physical recovery and training plan — because I was only going to play on the 4th at the Dragão — but of course I said yes. He replied that I should then be ready because I would play 30 minutes.
The rest everyone knows. I warmed up from half-time, watched the minutes go by, and was not called.

The coach had broken his word to me.

[. @phyzerr]

Iranis were asking, “Where is the Mecca Defense Pact?” after the Houthis attacked Mecca. Now that the defense pact has been activated, watch them cry and abandon the houthis like they always do. Iran always backstab their own allies when things get serious.

[Khalid bin Salman خالد بن سلمان @kbsalsaud]

The Emergency Meeting of the Strategic Political and Defense Committee under the Makkah Alliance for Defense reaffirmed the solidarity and unity of our countries in confronting the heinous attacks against the Kingdom and the holy sites. The committee agreed to activate collective deterrence measures within the framework of the Alliance in response to the attacks and all those responsible for them.

[. @phyzerr]

You’re a Ronaldo fan you can’t celebrate a goal against Portugal”

Me celebrating Denmark equalizer against Portugal:

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He is a real one unlike bruno

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

⚪️✨ Marcelo shares a photo with Cristiano Ronaldo: “What can I say…”.

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Man United, Real Madrid, Juventus, &
Al Nassr fans coming together to hatewatch Portugal

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Me to Portugal the day Cristiano Ronaldo retires

[. @phyzerr]

If this is the end, it has been a pleasure.
Thank You, Cristiano Ronaldo.

[. @phyzerr]

Manchester City hired all these lawyers just to lost the case.😭

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: Premier League confirm an independent Commission has found Manchester City GUILTY OF ALL CHARGES related to serious breaches of the Premier League’s financial rules over a nine-season period, and the majority of charges in relation to its failure to co-operate with the League’s investigation.

The club has the right to appeal the independent Commission’s findings and has until Friday 2 October to exercise that right.

The Premier League Board’s intention is that the full process (including any appeals and publication of relevant decisions) is concluded as soon as possible.

The independent Commission found that between Seasons 2009/10 and 2017/18:
- Manchester City arranged ‘sham’ contracts (which misrepresented the true agreement between the parties) with a number of its commercial partners, as well as relying on ‘sham’ agreements with others, to artificially inflate the club’s revenues and reduce its costs
- The club filed misstated accounts and concealed the true state of its finances from its auditors and football regulators
- Manchester City was significantly in breach of both the Premier League’s and UEFA’s spending limits
- During the Premier League’s investigation, Manchester City committed multiple breaches of its duties of co-operation and utmost good faith towards the League (three of the four alleged breaches were upheld)

[. @phyzerr]

I don't know why people are surprised. Iran, Israel, and the U.S. were always friends against Muslims. They were never going to seriously fight each other. The enemy narrative was just a political show.

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Houthis told US officials in an Oman meeting that they won't attack American vessels, Israeli ships, or commercial vessels — only Saudi ones.

This is a notable shift.

Since after the May 2025 ceasefire the Houthis explicitly excluded Israel and kept targeting Israeli-linked shipping.

The meeting included sanctioned Houthi official Mohammad Abdulsalam and Abdelmalik al-Ajri.

Source: Reuters

[. @phyzerr]

Fuck Houthis. Fuck Iran. Fuck Shia.

[الدفاع المدني السعودي @SaudiDCD]

تم إطلاق إنذار من المنصة الوطنية للإنذار المبكر في حالات الطوارئ في مدينة مكة المكرمة للتحذير من خطر، اتبع الآتي:

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Refs helping Manchester United win the derby:

[TheGoalsZone @TheGoalsZone]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 PHIL FODEN RED CARD! ⛔️

Manchester City is down to 10 men. https://t.co/4DbNQovznj

[. @phyzerr]

Inter is rettled by this high press.

[. @phyzerr]

Mbappe 🤍

[. @phyzerr]

Wth every Ai app is down at the same time. Chatgpt, Gemini, Claude etc

[. @phyzerr]

Liverpool without Salah