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[wise fool. @satizzlestmg]

I’ve always considered myself a wise fool. I’m very aware, very observant, very intelligent and somehow still capable of doing the dumbest shit imaginable. Life is my art I guess.

[wise fool. @satizzlestmg]

asked a shawty for nothing and she still ain’t have it

[Hemant Mohapatra @MohapatraHemant]

The curse of discipline is that every day looks the same. The curse of indiscipline is that every year does.

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

Anything that happens can’t be worse than 2022, dw 😂. Plus I dn zero my mind say after that Colombian match say this team no good.

[𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 @kusssman]

MAKE UNA CRY FOR ME JOR.
UNA PAPA.
BRING THAT YAMALA FOR ME.

[TG OMORI @boy_director]

Sui delayed is not sui denied.

[- @uche_xxi]

if i get into an accident and lose a limb, best thing any person looking by can do for me is to rush me and snap my neck
no carry me go any mumu hospital

[DR-TGb🏄🏿‍♂️-iSellWears👟👔🧢 @alt_tgbwears]

We had men playing for Cris, Glad I witnessed it

[່ @pxrcyishim]

He was the highest goalscorer in the Champions League that season.

He was Manchester United’s top goalscorer in the competition.

He scored in every knockout round.

He scored Manchester United’s only goal in the Champions League final.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

You old pass this nonsense bros. No shades.

[َ @kykyszn]

Last time PSG won a UCL Portugal won a trophy in the summer

[° @sadt0m_]

man united vs bayern. 2027 final

[FB eye @StillFeechi]

see you in USA, man

[TC @totalcristiano]

41 years old. 973 goals. 37 trophies.

The passion remains, an inspiration.

[ODINAKA. El Toro. @TheAjibolaGrey]

Won a league for all the clubs he’s played for, Manchester United, Real Madrid, Juventus, Al Nassr, except Manchester Disunited.

[Evelyn AnitE @Anite__Evelyn]

@AfricaFactsZone, Thank you for bringing this up. First, it's true I took back my ambulance & I have no apologies for that. Why did I do it? It's because they didn't vote for me. So did you expect me to walkaway with nothing? Galatians 6:7 A man reaps what he sows.

[Slim @onu_slim]

Gbajabiamila’s office. Abuja Private meeting.

Desmond walks in smiling, wearing his best agbada.

Desmond: “Oga good afternoon sir. You sent for me”.

Gbajabiamila: “Sit down Desmond”.

Desmond sits. Smile fades slightly.

Gbajabiamila: “How many years have you been in Surulere Assembly?”

Desmond: “Twelve years sir. Three terms”.

Gbajabiamila: “And what did you build?”

Desmond: “Sir I sponsored 11 motions, co-sponsored 42 motions, chaired four committees and….”

Gbajabiamila: “I did not ask about motions Desmond. I asked what you built”.

Silence.

Desmond: “Sir I also produced a 198 page compendium titled My Surulere and I So Far”.

Gbajabiamila stares: “You gave them a book”.

Desmond: “A very detailed book sir”.

Gbajabiamila: “Desmond, from Bank Olemo to Olawale Dawodu to Iponri to Masha, every community in Surulere is saying enough is enough. Not me. The people”.

Desmond: “Sir those ones are just propaganda. I don’t even know them”.

Gbajabiamila: “You don’t know your own constituents”.

Desmond: “Sir I know the important ones”.

Gbajabiamila sighs deeply: “Desmond I begged those people to take you in 2015. I personally went on my knees for you. Obasanjo called Tinubu. Tinubu called me. I called Surulere. Do you understand the chain of calls that put you in that seat?”

Desmond: “Sir I am very grateful and that is why I am saying if I have erred in any way I am deeply sorry”.

Gbajabiamila: “Erred in which way exactly?”

Desmond: “Any way at all sir. Whichever one you feel”.

Gbajabiamila: “You don’t even know what you did wrong”.

Desmond: “Sir whatever it is, I am sorry for it completely”.

Gbajabiamila rubs his forehead: “Desmond I have identified a replacement. Her name is Barakat Odunuga-Bakare”.

Desmond: “Sir a woman?”

Gbajabiamila: “Is there a problem with that?”

Desmond: “No sir. I just… sir I have twelve years experience”.

Gbajabiamila: “Twelve years of my experience. Not yours. Every road they praise in Surulere, I built before you got there. Every structure they point to, I laid before 2015. You inherited a structure and spent twelve years taking photographs in front of it”.

Silence.

Desmond quietly: “Sir what about my fourth term”.

Gbajabiamila: “What about it”.

Desmond: “Can I still contest?”

Gbajabiamila: “This is a democracy Desmond. You can contest anything”.

Desmond brightens up: “So I have your support?”

Gbajabiamila: “I did not say that”.

Desmond: “But you said I can contest”.

Gbajabiamila: “And Manchester United can win the Champions League. Possibility and probability are different things”.

Silence.

Desmond picks up his agbada slowly: “Sir should I go and see Tinubu directly?”

Gbajabiamila: “Tinubu is in Rwanda telling people to be transparent”.

Desmond: “Rwanda”.

Gbajabiamila: “Rwanda”.

Desmond stands up, adjusts his cap: “Sir I just want you to know that whatever happens, you are my leader, my father, my political compass and my…”

Gbajabiamila: “Desmond”.

Desmond: “Sir”.

Gbajabiamila: “Go and focus on your acting career. Nollywood missed you”.

Desmond opens mouth, Closes it. Opens it again.

Desmond: “Sir at least let me do a cameo in 2027”.

Gbajabiamila: “This is not a movie Desmond”.

Desmond: “Everything in Nigerian politics is a movie sir. I have just been the supporting actor for twelve years”.

First time Gbajabiamila almost smiles.

Almost.

(My narration)
😂😂😂

[Gemini @gemininiiii]

Asake x Kabza De Small - Asambe

top 3 on the album and there's nothing that can change that.

when the beats stop in the middle of this song i kneel down and burst into tears 😭

[✪ @phyzyffs]

@bigtmillie Make we tap abeg

[guz! @yeh0shua_]

a gathering where i can’t play niniola isn’t a gathering i’d wanna be at

[Jamor.eth ➕ @JamorWeb3]

Checked profiles of the men in GLE53 AmG , and I realized we all had one thing in common
One head ,
So I deserve to get mine .