Pi_eyed

An eclectic Englishman and dyslexic book worm. It's hard being a Maserati in a world of Reliant Robins.

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

the rich guy trying to live forever being betrayed by his own body eating him is ancient Greece levels of tragicomedy

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

Going to take a dangerous amount of edibles before seeing this in IMAX and then maybe i’ll transcend

[Biggest Mack @Big_Mck]

“He bought the app to save freedom of speech”

[No Context Dispatch @NoContextDsptch]

If buying isn't owning, then pirating isn't stealing.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Proof that nobody with money is actually trying to solve the real problems.

[marc @feelingsplain]

I sincerely believe that if you spend any amount of your free time sitting down to watch these fuds on a livestream then you are of an objectively lower mental status than me, something akin to a sea urchin or maybe a mussel.

[harrie ☭ @emopunkgrrrl]

“a teenager who researched”, you mean a white terrorist who learnt how to make bombs and panned to kill children

[dom von der holy crusade on ai @dom_vom_gym]

Leo the call is yours

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The ‘JACKASS’ crew has been immortalized in the sky as each cast member has been gifted their own star forming a giant penis constellation.

The final Jackass movie ‘Jackass: Best & Last’ releases in theaters this Friday.

[Myles 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @myles_premium_]

Online racists think there are no consequences in real life lmao.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The award for Best Chant of the 2026 World Cup goes to the England fans

[♡madam sandler♡ @VlRTUALBOY]

The entire point of the movie was that he was NOT the unfuckable dork he thought himself to be and he could've just dated her if he'd not been totally self-cucked. As MANY OF YOU are

[levi @hughhcney]

right wingers say the dumbest shit like “the office couldn’t air today bc of WOKE 😂” and meanwhile this is what your average leftist is watching

[BrokenOptics - COMMS AVAILABLE💀 🎨 @BrokenOptics]

The Spartans engaged in anal sex with fellow spartan men and also children.

Actually read, you gormless bigot.

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

he's abandoned all his children but one, and either uses him as a human shield or completely ignores him whenever they're together. also he got into politics specifically to harm his transgender daughter. dad of the century here

[Will @WillAddedDigits]

I'm not hugely patriotic, but the British plug is without a doubt, unarguably, better than all other plugs. Anyone arguing different can't be trusted.

[Here's What I Reckon: @angryaboutbikes]

The fact that this isn’t the picture on every front page tells you everything you need to know about the media

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book*

uh oh

*frantically starts flipping through pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

[ProletarianOtter🔻 @ProleOtter]

White south african, saying this? Whoda thunk it

[Osita Mba @DrOsitaMba]

@elonmusk @IterIntellectus @ZackPolanski This you?