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[Carbon @BlessedCarbon]

Imagine being a little baby and your job is hot glue gun

[Toxie Havok @ToxieHavok]

The "H" in Jesus H. Christ stands for Hoobastank because he died for a reason and the reason is you

[SHADONIS @Shadonis]

Being a millennial is so insane like 😭

[Brian Haley @brianchaley]

whoever cut this trailer deserves a raise

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

Just read a headline that said Italy’s parmigiano reggiano industry as at risk because they can’t keep the cheese warehouses cool enough due to rising temperatures and it’s just like on top of everything else yOU MEAN TO TELL ME IM GOING TO LOSE THE SIMPLE JOY OF PARMESEAN CHEESE JUST BECAUSE YALL WOULDNT STOP MAKING THOSE UGLY ASS AI FLYERS

[cants @cantseyy]

I'd have died that day too

[issy wee woo 🌸 @songbvrd]

I’m convinced Tom holland has so many haters bc his sheer existence disproves all of the red pill bullshit they peddle. Like yeah, he’s a 5’8 ballerina who got his start on Broadway, speaks openly about addiction and mental health, treats all the women around him respectfully etc

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

using grok to fact check a dictionary

[Frankie 📎 Fey @frankiefey]

how is he beavis and butthead and Dennis reynolds and jamie lee curtis and Christopher walken

[aquila @ 🟦☁️ @belllmonts]

the "hear me out" crowd is about to have the best time of our lives

[pibbles @pibbles5]

@Lexiigames Congratulations!!! Welcome to the most challenging and rewarding period of your life. Raising your baby is like rekindling the joy of discovering and learning about all experiences in life.

[Comrade Cat ⚔️🔮🛸🇵🇸 @CatJova]

My gf has been talking to this guy that bought a billboard in SF so that it wouldn’t be bought by a real AI company and now he just responds to anyone that messages him 😭 his name is Tucker and it took him 3 days to send her back that cat drawing

[pibbles @pibbles5]

@lundunlikeboat @MJTruthUltra MAID gives dignity in death to those who choose it. Those horror stories are lies and exaggerations because I know people who’ve chosen it and the process is lengthy and heavily vetted. I also know people who’ve chosen were too far gone to qualify and thus suffered greatly.

[pibbles @pibbles5]

@onemanride Only captive orcas have been on record killing humans. They tend to either disregard us entirely or are curious and try to offer us their kills. Each group has such specific diets that some share territories because they are not worried about another group eating their food.

[PBF Comics @PBFcomics]

The Biclops

[pibbles @pibbles5]

@grovymango He’s off to find a new white persona head to grow a colony on.

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill