big uncle t

take it easy he/him

[big uncle t @picantecig]

when i was 3 my parents had to get rid of all the winnie the pooh vhs tapes bc i loved piglet so much i developed a stutter

[big uncle t @picantecig]

Just realized the toddler that’s been screaming for 45 minutes in the terminal is 100% getting on my 5 hour flight and now I want to cancel my whole trip

[big uncle t @picantecig]

@branbranskates @nothingnowhere It hurts to see others live your dreams

[big uncle t @picantecig]

@zestycig @TheGelfHimself @FLITTER man.

[big uncle t @picantecig]

she sent me a 😘 emoji, so yeah, i guess you could say things are getting pretty serious

[big uncle t @picantecig]

hey did you guys know hamas, whose existence israel uses as justification for the complete blockade of gaza, exists only because israel funded and supported its creation for the purpose of destabilizing what were increasingly secular palestinian politics

[big uncle t @picantecig]

just got absolutely cooked by my coworker

[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

LOTR soundtrack at the pre-game is non-negotiable

[big uncle t @picantecig]

murphy’s law applies to everything except nova scotian’s figuring out how to merge on the fucking highway

[big uncle t @picantecig]

@maggiedandrew thank u :-)

[big uncle t @picantecig]

best birthday ever

[big uncle t @picantecig]

@jprose0 thank u sir

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Lying down in bed huge t shirt on no pants Dick and balls just hanging. Ceiling fan on full blast and I’m listening to new slang by the shins and thinking about all of the mistakes I’ve made

[big uncle t @picantecig]

credit score 820 who want me

[big uncle t @picantecig]

i hope they at least take my student loan debt too when they steal my identity

[Tim Bousquet @Tim_Bousquet]

100,000 current, past Nova Scotia Health employees had their payroll information stolen in MOVEit breach https://t.co/RY9zybprj6

[big uncle t @picantecig]

@zer0pixie thank u

[big uncle t @picantecig]

haven’t smoked a cigarette in a month :-)

[big uncle t @picantecig]

@BBMBAYBIE thanks mini fitz

[big uncle t @picantecig]

@branbranskates third quitting’s the charm eh

[big uncle t @picantecig]

my life is like the first half of the movie wall-e except instead of a happy little robot i am a depressed alcoholic

[big uncle t @picantecig]

smart enough to know it’s a problem how happy i am walking out of the liquor store, dumb enough to not care