2SPOOKY

rice cakes & chill. be provocative. be organized.

[2SPOOKY @picants_]

Nobody:

Me: neosporin

[2SPOOKY @picants_]

Too many times this week I’ve heard men dismissing Valentine’s Day saying “you’re supposed to be celebrating it all year so this is just a commercial holiday” AND? You’ve apparently been practicing the other 364 days ITS UR TIME TO SHINE. STORES ARE ON YOUR SIDE. EASIER THAN EVER

[Justin @SithKage]

People that bring stinky ass food to work and microwave it are my mortal enemies

[clare @sadderlizards]

am i unlovable and fundamentally broken or do i need to wash my hair

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

When you go to pet an octopus, and it pets you back

[2SPOOKY @picants_]

@myonlyfriend11 GIRL SAME. THE BREAKDOWN LENTOOOO 😩😩😩

[2SPOOKY @picants_]

I got one manager on board with my “Wine, Dine, $6.99” valentines display idea lol

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

i’m too depressed to take pics and prove i’m still sexy you guys will just have to believe me

[2SPOOKY @picants_]

Nobody Gets Me wasn’t for cancers????,

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

SZA to Apple Music on the Cancer Zodiac sign:

“I don’t make music for Cancers”

[໊ @user0000O0]

born to throw up forced to say idc

[MaDlaba👩🏽‍💻🇿🇦 @sipheshezie]

Once I see you as a friend, you’re never making it out of there.

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

Caring is the sexiest thing someone could ever do.

[Socratease @renfairebarbie]

When this is the dress code >>

[2SPOOKY @picants_]

@R0SYLNS I have never retweeted something so quickly oh my god

[geryon @R0SYLNS]

adam driver literally looks like the target dog

[Jenna SaysQuoi @jennasaysquoi]

i like candles cuz it's kinda like having fire as a pet

[2SPOOKY @picants_]

A symptom of long COVID we haven’t talked about is the common sense brain rot. Every day there’s a new person microwaving fish in the break room as if it’s acceptable.

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine

[2SPOOKY @picants_]

@daly_evan NO