Da Nic Cage Enjoyer

trophy himbo puppytwink malewife boytoy

[Da Nic Cage Enjoyer @picardmemes]

this is my origin story

[Da Nic Cage Enjoyer @picardmemes]

u know what every picture i see of mercury looks like the moon to me is mercury actually the moon? is anything real??

[Da Nic Cage Enjoyer @picardmemes]

if I was on the titanic I'd try to sneak my way onto the last lifeboat by saying "woom for a wittle one?" and they'd immediately throw me overboard and hold my head under water until the bubbles stopped

[Estrogen Chic @EstrogenChic]

I don’t want David Tennant to say trans people are valid on a talk show, I want him to hit Wes Streeting with his car

[Da Nic Cage Enjoyer @picardmemes]

please consider me for white boy of the year 2026

[Da Nic Cage Enjoyer @picardmemes]

force femme andy burnham 2026

[Da Nic Cage Enjoyer @picardmemes]

if kier starmer imposes a women only shortlist to stop andy burnham taking his job why doesn't andy burnham simply transition and take it anyway? is she stupid?

[Da Nic Cage Enjoyer @picardmemes]

"i can't keep doing this" i say as i keep doing it anyway

[Da Nic Cage Enjoyer @picardmemes]

lord help me i'm back on my bullshit (vague sad boi posting over a situation i really should've seen coming)

[Da Nic Cage Enjoyer @picardmemes]

if i'm still alternating "merry christmas, i miss you" and "merry christmas, please don't call" this time next year i am going to climb the tallest christmas tree i can find and hang myself from the star this is the only warning anyone is getting

[Da Nic Cage Enjoyer @picardmemes]

it's 2004 and I'm wearing black converse listening to pop punk
it's 2016 and I'm wearing black converse listening to pop punk
it's 2025 and I'm wearing black converse listening to pop punk

[pete @peteyburn]

you don’t need cocaine man. you need love

[Da Nic Cage Enjoyer @picardmemes]

it's me and the man at the vape and phone repair shop who gives me credit card advice against the world

[vana 🦇 @vana__nz]

edward cullen send tweet

[Liv @RealLiv04]

So real Jeremy 😔

[Da Nic Cage Enjoyer @picardmemes]

face facts? the things that keep hurting my feelings? sure and then afterwards I'll face knives and drowning too yeah? idiot

[Da Nic Cage Enjoyer @picardmemes]

im not insufferably indie enough i am going to get really into elliott smith

[Roger Clark @rclark98]

@maskedmedia89 Please forgive me BlenderFucker if I assumed gender