Jocelyn Roberts-Facey

Harriet's sister. All views are my own. Not Harriet's.

[Jocelyn Roberts-Facey @picayunish]

Follow my shop @houseofbirdsshop on insta. I do bespoke handstitched organic jumpers but am releasing some pre-made ones for your delectation. Feast your eyes. Treat your torso.

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https://t.co/EFtngEiGxb

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@jondharvey @robfacey @carterfox

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@TG22110 @carterfox

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Commonwealth Games 2022✅

[Jocelyn Roberts-Facey @picayunish]

@carterfox @ThatEricAlper But do you have an iron?

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@robfacey Please throw these lanyards out. They are cluttering up the house.

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@joelycett please can you tell me where your pink and red sunglasses are from?

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Also just found out one parcel is missing. @amazon

[Jocelyn Roberts-Facey @picayunish]

Yeah. Nice one @amazon . Wasn't in, could have fitted through letterbox, but just left on the drive...

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@soundwithmike @old_town_store might have something

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I am old now.

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@robfacey @christreece_ I almost bought some of these the other week. In the end I opted for not buying them

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@JohnLewisRetail Because i want these trainers as an act of self love.

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[Jocelyn Roberts-Facey @picayunish]

Went to look at new cars yesterday. The @SKODAUK Enyaq is our favourite so went to the Stockport garage. Receptionist only engaged with my husband & only took down his name. Salesman only shook his hand & used only his name. Why? This is sexist behaviour. Really pissed me off.

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@dan_goulding @robfacey I think he probably did a lot of them under his breath!

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I went out tonight. I am old. Fashion is a mystery to me. There was one girl wearing a leopard print adidas tracksuit. Her friend, a denim jumpsuit with a beret. I cant stop thinking about the "what are you wearing tonight" convo they would have had.

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I love this film, & the songs are brilliant, but i've got to say TERRIBLE parenting going on. All 3 of the sisters are each having an existential crisis & no one seems to notice. Worst of all, Dolores continually tells the family she hears Bruno, & she is completely ignored!

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I need to ask a question about @EncantoMovie
What is the grandmother's gift? Does she have one? If she doesnt, why does she have a door?

[Jocelyn Roberts-Facey @picayunish]

@iamryanburnett Mid to late thirties club you mean?