˗ˏˋ ╭╯ཐི ℜ. 𝐸𝑀𝐸𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒰𝒮 ཋྀ ˎˊ˗

˗ˏˋ 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑫 𐕣 ╭╯@CHERRYM0RGUE 𓉸ྀི

[˗ˏˋ ╭╯ཐི ℜ. 𝐸𝑀𝐸𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒰𝒮 ཋྀ ˎˊ˗ @piccolitrez]

𓂃 ⸝⸝ 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 ꩜𝐍𝐄 , 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐂𝐈𝐕𝐈꩜𝐔𝐒 𓃵

[Mo @fruitpibble]

gonna start smoking cigs for breakfast again

[˗ˏˋ ╭╯ཐི ℜ. 𝐸𝑀𝐸𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒰𝒮 ཋྀ ˎˊ˗ @piccolitrez]

@desacrali

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

apple bottom bald.
boots and shes bald. got the whole club super fuckin bald

[˗ˏˋ ╭╯ཐི ℜ. 𝐸𝑀𝐸𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒰𝒮 ཋྀ ˎˊ˗ @piccolitrez]

@desacrali

[garshmo @garshmo]

I need you to be on your baldest behavior

[August-–—• @augustaghast]

Two little girls yelling ‘6 7’ to each other at the funeral of my ex-uncle who drank himself to death

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

even as a child i knew i wanted a cigarette

[femcellord @femcellord]

tweaking off the gmail perc at my grandmas funeral

[blanket is transgender @ureverypie]

"what goes up.. MUST COME DOWN!" i say while crushing my boner with a hardcover book

[˗ˏˋ ╭╯ཐི ℜ. 𝐸𝑀𝐸𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒰𝒮 ཋྀ ˎˊ˗ @piccolitrez]

i walked it off like a man .

[𝕀 𝕄 ℙ 𝔼 ℝ 𝔸 𝕋 𝕆 ℝ @mxlxfortunx]

…
… How did that garbage truck treat you this morning, cara mia?

[˗ˏˋ ╭╯ཐི ℜ. 𝐸𝑀𝐸𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒰𝒮 ཋྀ ˎˊ˗ @piccolitrez]

📲 : tis but a scratch .

📲 : no worries , my love . i've already
mauled him .

[♡𝓕𝓵𝓸𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓢𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓶 ♡︎ @CHERRYM0RGUE]

📲 》Oh.
📲 》Haha. Funny strawberry image.
. . .
📲 》I cannot bring the oven to the hospital. How severe are the injures?
📲 》I will kill the driver. Heart emoji. Kissy face emoji.

[˗ˏˋ ╭╯ཐི ℜ. 𝐸𝑀𝐸𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒰𝒮 ཋྀ ˎˊ˗ @piccolitrez]

remember when you got hit by a car .

[𝕀 𝕄 ℙ 𝔼 ℝ 𝔸 𝕋 𝕆 ℝ @mxlxfortunx]

Hey!
That is me!

… Not a lesbian, but you know, I also enjoy women and am the dad of one.
😁

[˗ˏˋ ╭╯ཐི ℜ. 𝐸𝑀𝐸𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒰𝒮 ཋྀ ˎˊ˗ @piccolitrez]

@PAPALRESURGENCE

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍L͟A͟S͟C͟I͟V͟I꩜U͟S͟ ME .ᐟ @desacrali]

‍ ‍ ‍
Terzo Emeritus.
‍ ‍ ‍

[˗ˏˋ ╭╯ཐི ℜ. 𝐸𝑀𝐸𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒰𝒮 ཋྀ ˎˊ˗ @piccolitrez]

📲 : i got hit by a garbage truck
crossing the street this morning

📲 : hopital 👍🚑😭💯‼️🔥

📲 : i'll be home in an hour

📲 : luv u ♥️

📲 : [ image attachment 📸 ]

[♡𝓕𝓵𝓸𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓢𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓶 ♡︎ @CHERRYM0RGUE]

「 MESSAGE TO : @piccolitrez 」

📲 》When are you coming home?
📲 》I have a surprise. Smile emoji.
. . .
📲 》Two cups of flower.
📲 》Oh, no.
📲 》Phone, please turn off the text to speech thingies.

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

“Babe, I found a couch that would be perfect for our living room”

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍L͟A͟S͟C͟I͟V͟I꩜U͟S͟ ME .ᐟ @desacrali]

‍ ‍ ‍
you have ten seconds. TEN.

nine. EIGHT. SEVEN.
‍ ‍ ‍

[crittur @miwwmiu]

I just imagined a world without SpongeBob. I’m gonna throw up.

[˗ˏˋ ╭╯ཐི ℜ. 𝐸𝑀𝐸𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒰𝒮 ཋྀ ˎˊ˗ @piccolitrez]

hey wait .

WAIT .

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍L͟A͟S͟C͟I͟V͟I꩜U͟S͟ ME .ᐟ @desacrali]

‍ ‍ ‍
watch me.
‍ ‍ ‍

[Yves #ILMBF @H0neyPuke]

my pet cigarette boxes

[˗ˏˋ ╭╯ཐི ℜ. 𝐸𝑀𝐸𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒰𝒮 ཋྀ ˎˊ˗ @piccolitrez]

you can't catch me .

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍L͟A͟S͟C͟I͟V͟I꩜U͟S͟ ME .ᐟ @desacrali]

‍ ‍ ‍
i will grab you by the scruff and hang you on one of the gargoyles outside.
‍ ‍ ‍