Mike Oxlong

average geopolitics enjoyer | defense shitposter | you ain’t built for these joint all domain operations, son

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

Romania, a member of NATO, has been attacked by Russia.

[maeve ~ @miaaowing]

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👉 WE'LL 💺 SORT ✅ IT 👍

👀 SEE IT 👀
🗣️ SAY IT 🗣️
💂 SORTED 💂

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

everyone i’ve met from Arizona seems like they dont have a human soul , but rather like a horse or a cow soul . not a bad thing — just different .

[snorling @sheanorling]

“the pope is weak on crime” is a top-5 funniest thing any politician has said ever in history

[recusant#☕ @neorecusant]

You guys have no idea how weird the average guy working in the SCIF really is

[Joey Politano 🏳️‍🌈 @JosephPolitano]

the strait of hormuz is in a quantum superposition of open and closed that only collapses when you try to take a tanker through yourself and see if you get shot at

[Squirrel Matador @BudLightSadness]

OSINT accounts out here watermarking a photo of a teriyaki beef stick

[Britsky @TBrit90]

You have to respect western CSAR doctrine. The US is waging a mini ground war relatively deep within Iran to rescue a single aircrew.

[one Octavian after another @Eternal11th]

Oh look who flinched first lmao, never ever mess with Shai Hulud again

[Tyler Rogoway @Aviation_Intel]

Hopefully there will FINALLY be a real wake up call here on hardened infrastructure for air bases. They (DoW leadership) have and are living in a fantasy land with this. It's maddening. It's easier to kill your most potent combat aircraft on the ground, where they sped the vast majority of their lives, often broken, than in the air. Overwhelming air defenses is just a math/procurement/tactical equation.

This is Iran. China will be a bloodbath.

The entire thing is bonkers. How many years have we been beating this drum?

[Joe @JoePostingg]

ICE in airports sounds great, I often find myself wishing someone would shoot me in the head when I'm waiting in line at security.

[Woofers @NotWoofers]

Are Americans psychologically prepared for FPV footage of Marines being targeted? This is a real possibility and it will be broadcast globally if/when it happens.

[Georg ‘Maverick’ Löfflmann @gloefflmann]

It’s the NORTH ATLANTIC TREATY ORGANISATION, not the MIDDLE EAST CLUSTERFUCK HELP HOTLINE.

[Matt Hartman @ShorealoneFilms]

RIP HEROS

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

POV: How it feels returning to ur seat after giving the worst presentation known to man (the pressure is gone)

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

MrBeast competition to see who can make it through the Strait of Hormuz

[Captain Mark Kelly @CaptMarkKelly]

It took Trump 10 days to create an energy crisis reminiscent of the 1970s, replace Ayatollah Khamenei with Ayatollah Khamenei, and weaken our alliances worldwide. He put American servicemembers in harm’s way, resulting in seven deaths. None of this made you safer or better off.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

OK, MAGA.

Russia is giving Iran intelligence to help target American forces.

Ukraine is offering to help defend American troops from Iranian drones.

So tell me again: which one is the “enemy,” and which one is the ally?

[Illia Ponomarenko 🇺🇦 @IAPonomarenko]

Suddenly, its turns out that it is not smart to arrogantly shit on an ally that has learned how to down 200 Shaheds every single night and then wipe out and oil refinery or a military airfield with a handful of cheap drones.