Leo Shvedsky

Every moment I'm not Drake is agony.

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@Walmart your piece of shit site needs to die!! You never figured bots would try to drown out individual calls?? You gargoyles. #PlayStation5

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The good news is I think I'm developing a great bark and smoke rings. #FireSeason2020 #FireYear2020 #BOBCATFIRE #LosAngeles

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I've decided to be my own life coach. My first assignment for myself is to lower my expectations. #lifehack #win #Confident

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@goliathtv was underwhelming. Acting was great, Will Hurt n @DwightYoakam esp, but overall it was a mediocre courtroom drama.

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These days I just read Amazon reviews of slim fit pants and pretend I'm reading the #news. #comfortablynumb #HatersBackOff

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#adulthood is when the most exciting part of your day is the fact that the sandwich place's special is #chickenparmesan

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At this point in my life I can't understand anything without a line graph steadily showing a rise in something. #BUSINESSMAN #adult #voter

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#TheNightOf is crazy good. Don't understand why everyone was talking trash about the finale.

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If you see me on the dance floor, stay away. I'm dangerous! I'll break your heart, and ride away on my motorcycle. #reversepsychology

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Only thing I have to say about the #VPDebate is that I'm glad it didn't bump the premiere of #Supergirl #priorities16

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We all broke @netflix #LukeCage

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@JAdomian aw crud!!

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Hey @JAdomian when are you doing a show in LA next?

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Feel like this whole #DescribeYourself thing is taking away from my chocolate covered raisin eating time. So, no.

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Sorry but @China's space station is called 'Heavenly Palace,' it might come crashing down to Earth next year. That's some rough #symbolism

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This guy in front of me just ordered a quesadilla with no cheese, but just vegetables. So basically a tortilla folded over vegetables. 😡

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Think I'll be a sexy human trafficker for #halloween2016

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FACT: failed entertainment folks without much of a skill set go into marketing or yoga. #caseinpoint #me

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If I had that surgery that makes you look like an anime character, I'd still look this. #IAmBeautiful

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I want to know how the other half lives. And by "other half" I mean people who like what licorice tastes like. #ittastesbad #EducationUSA