Britney

[Britney @picklebrit93]

“Getting old is a privilege not universally granted” - one of my patients.

[elly ☆ @sirenswfc]

IM IN FUCKING TEARS ON MY LUNCH BREAK HELP MEEEE

[Robert Irwin @RobertIrwin]

One of the most unique snakes on earth, meet the file snake!

[Britney @picklebrit93]

If you reach out to a wedding photographer to book and they don’t reply, how long would you wait until they reply before looking for a different one? Was gonna have a friend do my photos but it’s been almost a week and no response.

[Britney @picklebrit93]

@ariatsandangus Ya coulda just text this to me honestly 🙄🤣

[Britney @picklebrit93]

@Paul_L_OBrien Oh no! 🤣

[Britney @picklebrit93]

My grandma had Alzheimer’s and I helped care for her. One day she yelled at me for tapping my brothers gf on the shoulder. My grandpa told her not to yell at her granddaughter and that woman deadpan looks at me and says “my granddaughter would never be such a bitch!” 🤣

[Paul O’Brien @Paul_L_OBrien]

I walked outside to get the mail today. When I came back in, my 89 year old mom, who has Alzheimer’s looked at me and asked, “Are you my son?”

I smiled and said “Yes. Are you my mother?”

She smiled, and said “That was the
name of your favorite book when you were really young.”

We used to read “Are You My Mother” back in the mid 1970s.

Alzheimer’s is full of surprises.

[Britney @picklebrit93]

Jokes on her I am a bitch! 🤣 she told me herself later on for changing her diaper lmao

[Britney @picklebrit93]

@MxvrnTheSvn They’re gonna do that a few times. The first year when my 2 were puppies was hell. They act like they don’t wanna learn, they do and they are, they just love to act dumb. Keep at the training they’ll stop eventually, it’s super frustrating and defeating though.

[moose @mooseincrisis]

you’re probably wondering why i chased these skiers. the truth is, there wasn’t any particular reason. i do what i want.

[moose @mooseincrisis]

notice how i didn’t interrupt the ladies sunbathing and simply minded my own business? take notes, fellas.

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

I’m howling my ass off💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Hunter. He came very close to having an entire thought. Ended up being a false alarm. 13/10

[Britney @picklebrit93]

@ariatsandangus Bruh, I coulda just got you some when I was over there. Saved you the international shipping 🙄🤣

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Fenrir. He has not yet been successful in cuddling with the cat. But thinks if he goes slow enough she might not notice. 13/10

[Britney @picklebrit93]

@kirs1026 Where did you get your bikini from!? It’s so cute!

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is a very fast tater tot. Please stay out of the way as he clearly has places to be, and only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Finn. He likes to ominously stand on his hind legs in the water. We've asked him to stop but he won't. Still 13/10

[Britney @picklebrit93]

@daniellelynn33 @ariatsandangus Came here to say the same shit 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣