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[j @picklecowboy]

@fakealanahaim But you’re already ginger

[j @picklecowboy]

In my smiling at people era

[j @picklecowboy]

I wish I could take my eyeballs out and soak & rinse them and put them back in

[j @picklecowboy]

Reputation has zero skips in there actually

[j @picklecowboy]

Turkey burger? Tokey bogo?

[j @picklecowboy]

I’m permanently getting an eyebrow crease from RBFing my way around Paris

[j @picklecowboy]

I don’t understand how trains work and I never have and I’ve been so scared to tell anyone that

[j @picklecowboy]

Dreaming of the Last of Us cowboy commune

[j @picklecowboy]

I went to the cobbler today

[j @picklecowboy]

Me when I have to wake up and study French literature and French art and then I go to painting class where I paint in the same studio that Chagall painted in and then I write about French music and eat a croissant and go to sleep 🤧

[j @picklecowboy]

Living in an urban high-rise is actually panopticon

[j @picklecowboy]

2023 is my year of staring back at men that stare at me

[j @picklecowboy]

@samuelh2020 Comment dit-on PUSS en français

[j @picklecowboy]

The French would rather utilize all 600 muscles in their body to stay balanced on the Metro than to just hold onto the pole for balance. I think they think you’re a puss puss if you hold onto the pole.

[j @picklecowboy]

Me rn voluntarily flying from one racist country to one arguably more racist country

[j @picklecowboy]

@datemybones She’s me fr

[j @picklecowboy]

I was a champion double dribbler in middle school basketball

[j @picklecowboy]

@parisianzoo The Catholics are the og alt hipsters

[j @picklecowboy]

Sitting in church; I should be thinking about like Jesus or something but I’m just thinking about how every song is in 6/8 and how the upright bass player is absolutely shredding

[j @picklecowboy]

@parisianzoo He’s like “shame on you, you’re brothers” and they’re like fuck he’s right